dirk is gay and autistic

I can't believe I forgot Fiona Dourif the last time I voted in a 'best nepo baby' poll; it's up to you guys to give her valor!!!!

i love book dirk he follows people he does palmistry in drag on tuesdays he wears the stupidest hat known to man he met thor personally he’s the namesake of the first book and doesn’t show up for a solid 148 pages he got arrested for cheating because he lied about being psychic but was actually accidentally kind of psychic he got into a several week long standoff with the cleaning lady over his nasty ass fridge and he did it all with an amount of transmasculine swag i can only hope to one day achieve

dirk gently’s autistic detective agency or whatever the fuck its called

I will be named Joe Bidenette