Brain Static

Ppl where talking about a deadtired zombie au in the deadtired server (shocking) and it got my brain worms going. Imagine tim is the one takibg the pic (pls)

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1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

“These are my red flags for women:

If she stabs me more than twice.

If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.

If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, it’s not the height! It’s not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ‘cause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally they’re not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeowner’s association application, but- but they’ll ask. They’ll look it up.

Danny: Sup.

Jazz, pissed, takes Danny to Mr. Lancer and asks who or what overshadowed him to give Danny, a bleeding heart for animals and dogs in particular, "Where the Red Fern Grows" as an extra credit assignment? Mr. Lancer is confused and horrified, he had meant to give a space themed fiction novel, and apologizes profusely, promising to give Danny the extra credit while also handing him the right book. Danny hesitates and looks up at Mr. Lancer with wide, red rimmed eyes, making Lancer promise he won't have to read about puppies dying again, and Mr. Lancer feels gut punched as he promises, so Danny takes the book.

Superboy: Phantom is so cool

Kid Flash: Totally! Think he'd be willing to give me pointers on how to turn better?

Speedy: Man his adventures sound so amazing! Think he would take us on a mission? Maybe he'll actually believe in us!

Robin: Your dad is so cool! All Batman does is beat up a clown once a week.

*meanwhile, off to the side*

Superman: *looks down uncomfortably*

Flash: I could totally teach him that!

Green Arrow: *winces* He makes it sound bad when he puts it like that.

Batman: I also solve cases, and run the Justice League, but sure, all I do is punch clowns.

Phantom: *stepping out of a portal, and immediately gets tackled by Wraith* Thanks for letting Wraith hang out with you today. Here, I made these, in the living world so they're safe. These ones are for the younger heros. *hands Superboy a box of fancy looking cookies before floating over to the adults, all while Wraith is biting his head like a feral racoon* And these are for you guys! They have a splash of alcohol in the batter! *hands Green Arrow the box of more cookies.*

Robin: *shoving a cookie in his mouth* All in favor of Phantom being hailed the "Best Hero Ever" say aye!

Wraith, Robin, Superboy, Speedy, and Kid Flash: Aye!

Phantom: *blushing in embarrassment, but also looking close to tears because hes so used to living people hating him*

Martian Manhunter: Aye.

Superman, Flash, Batman, and Green Arrow: *shoot MM unamused looks*

Jason: Where the hell have you been?

Tim, casually: Found a hot guy in the woods, we hung out for a bit.

Steph: Okay so we all agree that guy was not human and was probably a werewolf, or fae, or something, right?

Bruce: Yup.

Dick: Oh 100%.

Damian, scoffing: Figures.

Duke: Nothing we do can ever be normal.

Barbra: Either way, I'm pretty sure someone owns Tim now.

Bruce, sighing: Great.

Tim: I am 100% okay with Danny owning me.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.