Detox Just To Retox

Lemony Snicket really was out here using his wild, unique style unlike anything I'd read before, doubling my vocabulary, not giving even the littlest shit about traditional writing rules, teaching me to be good and kind even when the world is decidedly not, warning me of the evils of the world getting their way, and spinning out an avant-garde literary masterpiece all while convincing me that what I was reading was just a fun tale

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

Don’t walk up the stairs

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me

*sighs eternally*

language is actually just a giant asymmetrical splash painting, anything goes

Why isnt there a clothing brand that caters towards my need to dress like a fantasy novel wanderer. Give me scuffed leather boots and a knapsack and tatty overcoat with mice in the oversized pockets and billowy shirt with poofy sleeves and trailing laces

This is a fucking power move

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

Yeah this is my character Cool José. He’s like normal José except he didn’t fail his driving test three Times.

Your version of a good day can evolve over time too, and that’s okay. 💛