i'll reblog anything

It all started here for me

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

much appreciation for people who create ocs that are clearly derivative of The Character because even if the inspiration is clear, they had the self awareness that their headcanons had snowballed so far past character analysis into pure self indulgence that there was very little of source material left. and that’s beautiful. sometimes when you’re preoccupied playing touys it’s hard to take a step back and realize you’ve actually created something wonderful and new

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

@trafficsafetyunicorn

@trafficsafetyunicorn

I just figured out how to choke on a sneeze. everyone else get on my level

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella