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you characterize that man as a strict domtop because you think he’s domineering and suave. i characterize that man as a strict domtop because i think he’s repressed and weird about penetration. we are not on the same team

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

Chickens are always staring at me

In fairness I do sometimes throw them treats at these times so I suppose I have trained them to constantly stare at me

the unknowable bipedal predator that does not predate sometimes produces edibles so we must keep watch at all times to ensure we may eat when the eating is presented

I don't know if they have any notion of humans being predators tbh. I don't think chickens have any particular instinctive fear of anything remotely humanlike (beyond Wary Of Big Strange Animal) and they've never seen me kill anything. They kill a lot more than I do.

the unknowable Very Big Chicken that does not kill bugs sometimes produces edibles?

The way the chickens would sit expecting to be mounted makes me believe they think I’m some sort of dextrous rooster.

It is the unfortunate lot of humans to be Found Sexy By So Many Birds

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

"Do I, the person thrown into the right end of the volcano, have it worse than them, the person thrown into the left end of the volcano?"

the usual fearmongering around detransition and testosterone feels pretty unserious when you already know and love trans and intersex women. like sure maybe you will regret it, but so what? worst case scenario you end up as a woman who has experienced the effects of having elevated testosterone in her system. there are a lot of those. you will survive.