𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃. 𝐌𝐑𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃.

          assorted  quotes  &  prompts  from  the  iconic  movie.  some  lines  have  been  changed  slightly  to  be  more  applicable.  mature  content  and  language  may  be  used,  feel  free  to  adjust  as  necessary.

❝  are  you  decent?  ❞

❝  sure,  i’m  decent.  ❞

❝  is  that  your  idea  of  a  friend?  ❞

❝  we  make  our  own  luck.  ❞

❝  get  this,  i  was  born  last  night  when  we  met  in  the  alley.  no  past,  all  future.  ❞

❝  she  said  she  was  born  the  night  we  met.  all  three  of  us  with  no  pasts,  just  futures.  isn’t  that  interesting  ?  ❞

❝  you  congratulate  the  husband,  and  you  wish  the  wife  good  luck.  ❞

❝  hate  can  be  a  very  exciting  emotion.  very  exciting.  haven’t  you  noticed  that?  ❞

❝  hate  is  the  only  thing  that  has ever  warmed  me.  ❞

❝  i  want  all  of  the  hired  staff  to  approve  of  me.  ❞

❝  [insert name here]  is  such  a  hard  name  to  remember  and  so  easy  to  forget.  ❞

❝  it  amuses  me  to  feed  you  beautiful  things,  because  you  eat  with  such  a  good  appetite.  ❞

❝  you’re  here  to  take  care  of  me  because  i  belong  to  the  boss.  how  will  you  like  that?   ❞

❝  i  do  all  kinds  of  odd  jobs.  ❞

❝  i  bet  this  is  the  oddest  job  you’ve  ever  had.  ❞

❝  i  taught  her  everything  she  knows.  does  that  satisfy  you?  ❞

❝  i  want  to  have  a  look  at  you  in  your  costume  before  you  go.  ❞

❝  if  i  had  been  a  ranch,  they  would’ve  named  me  the  bar  nothing.  ❞

❝  that’s  one  of  the things  you’ll  have  to  teach  me:  good  manners.  ❞

❝  doesn’t  it  bother  you  at  all  that  you’re  married?  ❞

❝  what  i  want  to know  is,  does  it  bother  you  that  i’m  married?   ❞

❝  i  shouldn’t  make  any  mistakes.  ❞

❝  i’ve  got  some  news  for  you:  i’m  going  to  do  exactly  what  i  please,  when  i  please.  ❞

❝  any  psychiatrist  would  tell  you  that  your  thought  associations  are  very  revealing.    ❞

❝  who  do  you  think  you’re  kidding?  ❞

❝  getting  married  on  the  rebound  is  so  stupid.  ❞

❝  would  it  interest  you  to  know  how  much  i  hate  you?  ❞

❝  i  hate  you  so  much  that  i  would  destroy  myself  to  take  you  down  with  me.  ❞

❝  now  i’ve  warned  you,  it’s  all  fair  and  even.  ❞

❝  you  do  hate  me,  don’t  you?  ❞

❝  i  hate  you  so  much,  i  think  i’m  going  to  die  from  it.  ❞

❝  you  two  kids  love  each  other  pretty  terribly,  don’t  you?  ❞

❝  it’s  the  most  curious  love-hate  pattern  i  have  ever  had  the  privilege  of  witnessing.  ❞

❝  as  long  as  you’re  as  sick  in  the  head  as  you  are  about  her,  you’re  not  going  to  be  able  to  think  about  anything  clearly.  ❞

❝  only  frustrated  people  smoke  too  much.  ❞

❝  i  can  never  get  a  zipper  to  close.  maybe  that  stands  for  something.  what  do  you  think?  ❞

❝  there’s  never  been  anybody  but  you  and  me.  ❞

❝  all  those  things  i  did  were  just  to  make  you  jealous.  ❞

“Last night we said a great many things.”

“You said I was to do the thinking for both of us.”

“I’m saying it because it’s true.”

“You’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.”

“I heard a story once. As a matter of fact, I’ve heard a lot of stories in my time.”

“We’ll always have Paris.”

“I said I would never leave you.”

“If we stop breathing, we’ll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.”

“I died young, of lung cancer.”

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

“Have you lost your mind?”

“You know how you sound? Like a man who’s trying to convince himself of something he doesn’t believe in his heart.”

“Welcome back to the fight. This time, I know our side will win.”

“I don’t want to shoot you, but I will if you take one more step!”

“Round up the usual suspects.”

“I like to think you killed a man. It’s the romantic in me.”

“What if you killed all of us? From every corner of ____, hundreds, thousands would rise up to take our places.”

“Here’s looking at you, kid.”

“Apparently you’re the only one in ____ with less scruples than I.”

“Realizing the importance of this case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.”

“Are you planning on going to bed in the near future? You ever going to bed?”

“Go ahead and shoot. You’ll be doing me a favor.”

“Can I tell you a story, ____?”

“Under the circumstances, I will sit down.”

“You know, ____, I have many friends in ____, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.”

“Why did you come back?”

“Why is there no other man in my life? That’s easy: there was. And he’s dead.”

“I stick my neck out for nobody.”

“You’re a very cynical person, ____, if you’ll forgive me for saying so.”

“I don’t buy or sell human beings.”

“Perhaps you have already observed that in ____ human life is cheap.”

“Serves me right for asking a direct question. The subject is closed.”

“Is that a serious offer?”

“I love you so much. And I hate this war so much.”

“Since no one is to blame, I demand no explanation.”

“Apparently you think of me only as the leader of a cause. Well, I’m also a human being. Yes, I love her that much.”

“____, I’m sorry. I’m sorry, but you are our last hope.”

“I’m sorry for asking, I forgot we said no questions.”

“I wish I didn’t love you so much.”

“I don’t mind a parasite, I object to a cut-rate one.”

“Isn’t it strange that you always happen to be fighting on the side of the underdog?”

“There’s something you should know before you leave.”

“With the whole world crumblings, we pick this time to fall in love.”

“____, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

“That was so long ago, I don’t remember.”

“I never make plans that far ahead.”

“Don’t you sometimes wonder if it’s worth all this? I mean what you’re fighting for.”

“I would advise you not to interfere.”

“You despite me, don’t you?”

“Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be a part of.”

“And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.”

“That’s my least vulnerable spot.”

“Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.”

“Who are you really, and what were you before? What did you do and what did you think, huh?”

“We read five times that you were killed, in five different places.”