me & my six string

Your attempts to annoy me are futile. But I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're blind so you can't read my url or see my picture, I'm Trace.

Yes.

You are honestly asking the wrong person. I'll go with You and I though.

That’s not true at all! You’re not a monster and you’re nothing compared to Zayn, babe. You know that.

I was actually being sarcastic babe, it's fine. I'm hoping you mean that Zayn's nothing compared to me, because if not then... ouch.

Someone’s down in the dumps today.

What else is new, right?

Makes sense. According to you guys I'm such a monster, so why else would she want to be with me?

I do. 

I honestly wouldn't know. I don't grow a proper beard.

Now I feel bad..

You shouldn't. I don't mind it at all, babe.

I'm great and I'm sure Cal is too.

Not really.

If there was something I hated about her, I wouldn't be with her.