Us as a child, us in the future and us as an alligator. It's best not to question it.

laundry day shenanigans

bonus:

THE MOST ROMANTIC DECLARATION OF LOVE EVER set to “The Gift of Mortality” by James Horner 

I worry that we’re not talking enough about this Netflix-commissioned comic-style Joe-Nicky poster drawn by Brian Stelfreeze.

Take a good look at their faces.

The artist CLEARLY took both expressions DIRECTLY from the van scene. This is literally the moment after Joe says ‘more’ and right before Nicky says ‘incurable romantic’ it’s THAT SPECIFIC.

This is a gorgeous promotional pic for an action movie that is Gay As Fuck.

It is one night bodyguarding your very best friend in the whole wide world. How hard could it be? I’m not your friend. Oh. Oh, really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?

I’m weak, my love, and I am wanting If this is the path I must trudge I’ll welcome my sentence Give to you my panence Garrother, jury an judge

remember when you were young, you shone like the sun