Woomy!

could beat joe biden at pokemon in my sleep. double battle oras era meta, 6 per team. he rolls out with what else but a greninja and a charizard. typical. the moment that frog is sent out on the field i just know careless joe doesn’t know the difference between torrent and protean. the moment i send out my rotom (wash form of course) he’s getting desperate. from there the match is set in stone. he knows that no matter what he tries to do he can’t change the fact that my washing machine is going to obliterate him. he hasn’t ev or iv bred he’s never hatched an egg in his life. he’s over, it’s doomed. done. america as a civilization, cooked. infrastructure running on drier lint and monopoly money for the rest of time. nobody votes anymore. all hope is lost. pangea reforms. you could never prep for a rotom wash form with a discharge centric moveset. resign from the office