Even the stupid fucking jellyfish gets to go, but we don’t. we don’t get to go. 

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

you are transgender

reblog this post to totally transgender your friends

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

in the year 2024 it will be illegal for men to be masculine