Everything Here is 100% True, if you Believe It

good, great, and amazing are not synonyms.

The Beatles weren't successful because they had a short name.

The reason we haven't invested in solar energy is because if we use too much of it the sun will go out.

Fruit snacks are vegetables. They ain't got any seeds in them!

The internet is not a telecommunication service, it is a giant library aka an information service.

Birdman.... Wasn't that good....

The internet is everything, therefore it is nothing.

Corporations hate regulations but are desperate to regulate the internet.

Trash people deserve trash lives.

THE EARTH'S CRUST IS NAMED AFTER PIE CRUST.

Smart people sell things to dumb people.

Inside everyone is a brain.

Talent, Celebrity, and Fame are all different, but they look the same.

The Unrealists are the most avant garde of the 21 century

Older dogs don't live as long.

Brown is the worst color to be unsure about.