âthis thong is no jokeâ
Summary: Your friends setting you and Harry up during a drunk Truth or Dare game.
A/n: Hope that you like it :) sorry for the grammatical errors I didnât really check the spelling, but I just wanted to out something out.
You were at your friends party, it was around 11.p.m. and you just started to feel those few shots kickinâ in.
âLetâs play Truth or Dare.â someone spoke. Even though it was a big party you and your friends separated to the outside lounge area.
âHow old are we?13?â you asked.
âNo, come on Y/n it will be fun,â your best friend spoke âand Harry will play too.â she leaned in for the last part making sure he didnât hear from beside me.
âYeah darling. Donât worry I wonât dare you to jump off the roof. The worst thing that could happen is you getting drunk.â Harry spoke.
âAlright.â you said.
âGreat. Also if you do get drunk and try to jump off the roof, I will be there to stop you.â he smiled teasing you.
âLetâs just play.â
The agreement said we take a shot before every round and take 3 if we didnât want to answer the question or do the dare.
After about 30 seconds of playing you were already targeted.
âY/n, who do you think is the best in bed out of all of us?â someone asked
âOther than me,â everyone chuckled âI would have to guess...maybe Harry.â
âHave to guess?â Harry repeated after you.
âWell yeah, I donât know for sure, but I would be happy to find out.â you smiled as everyone laughed.Â
Your best friend was in shock at your bold statement. And you were too, but you knew that anything said tonight could be blamed on the alcohol. You werenât that drunk but you could play as if you were.
Harryâs cheeks turn red but his gaze doesnât leave yours. âMaybe one day you will.â he said raising his eyebrows.
The game slowly continued. It took quite a long time for you to get asked again since there were 9 of you playing.
Between the round all of you were sipping on your beers to keep the tipsy levels high.
âHarry, I dare you to jump in the pool.â someone spoke.Â
âWhat? No, come on. I donât have any spare clothes. Give me another.â he demanded more than he asked.
âOkay party pooper, how about you get into some spear clothes by switching outfits with...â your best friends eyes searched the crowed but you knew on who the eyes will land âY/n.â
Harry looked at you. You were wearing a yellow of the shoulder sun dress. He chuckled âI always wanted to wear a dress, letâs go darling.â He stood up taking your hand and guiding you towards the bathroom.Â
You didnât hesitate one bit because he was wearing a hawaiian shirt with some shorts, so it wasnât that bad, and you wanted to see him in a dress.
He closed the door behind you and started unbuttoning the few buttons that were barely covering his tummy.Â
âCome on love, what are you waiting for?âÂ
âOh, I will need some help actually, the dress has buttons on the back and they are really hard to reach.â you explained tuning your back to him.
He started unbuttoning the dress, it was very thin, which meant you could pretty much feel his warm hands.
âWait first you have to give me your panties.â he spoke stopping you from removing the dress.
âExcuse me?â
âYeah, I need your underwear. Iâm gonna be wearing a dress and Iâm just not comfortable to go commando.â
You looked at his in plain shock and laughed âAre you serious? You arenât wearing any boxers.â
âFirst of all love, I usually wear briefs, and second I didnât expect to be sharing my clothes with pretty girls tonight.â he said with a little attitude but you still smile at the compliment.
âWait, so if Iâm hearing this right. You want to wear my thong, because that would be more comfortable?â you asked.
âA thong? Oh for gods sake Y/n. Why a thong?â
âDo you want it or not?â
He groaned reaching his hand out. As you placed your underwear in his hand he signaled you to turn around so he could change.
âTo be real honest with you, I did imagine making you take your panties off, just not in this scenario.âÂ
âOh, shut up,â you giggled âmaybe tonight Iâll get to take my underwear off you.â you joked.
There was a little silence before he, without turning around, gave you his shorts. After putting them on, you give him your dress and put on his shirt.
Both of you turned around and you continued âSorry, that was the alcohol talking, I donât even...Iâm sorry.â you placed your hand on his chest to regain balance from the turn.
âNo no. Itâs okay. I would actually really like that,â he said.
Your breath hinged and it felt like your heart skipped a beat. You looked at his eyes which felt a lot greener than you remember.
He leaned closer âand that was me talking, not the alcohol.â
You could feel his warm breath on your nose as he began to move closer.
It all happened in a second and your brain didnât really have time to process what was going on. But his lips were on yours.Â
He tastes like cheap beer and vanilla. It was something about him, maybe the final moment that you have been dreaming for for months, or maybe the fact that it all just felt really right despite all the shots and beers.
âWait,â he whispered quietly pulling away just enough to speak âWe shouldnât do this.âÂ
âWhat? Why?â you asked. Oh my god. Is it because he doesnât like you, is it because you are not pretty enough. Oh no the overthinking is kicking in again.
âI just think, umm...âhe finally spoke âI think...that we are maybe a little to drunk for this. And I donât want to take advantage of y-â before he could finish you put your hands on his mouth.
âYou are not. I wanted this ever since I met you. I wanted you. This isnât just a drunken hook up to me,â you spoke taking your hand of his face and laying it down on his chest.
âand I get it if you donât feel the same, this can just be a one night thing. But I know you and I know that it isnât. So just kiss me now, so I can finally take off my panties off you.â you smiled.
âOh, please hurry up. This thong is no joke.â he laughed kissing you again.




















