light that match

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

thank you spongebob

and women

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

destroy the idea that you will remember that thing later without writing it down

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all