Panera with my mother
me: *smiles at cute girl while waiting in line*
cute girl: *smiles back at me*
my mother: *flicks me in the head*
me: what was that for???
my mother: that was for smiling at a girl who's out of your league
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Panera with my mother
me: *smiles at cute girl while waiting in line*
cute girl: *smiles back at me*
my mother: *flicks me in the head*
me: what was that for???
my mother: that was for smiling at a girl who's out of your league

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will roland & alex bonielloβs relationship β summed up through twitter interactions
Fun time at the bank...
me walking up to a bank teller
me: hi i'd like to deposit these
teller: Sure no problem
me:
teller:
me: how's your day going
teller: okay, can't wait to go home though haha
me: sometimes when i'm bored at work i like to think about what other people are thinking about like you can tell so much just by looking at someone's face ya know? it's fun to imagine what's happening inside peoples heads
teller: ...
me:
teller: here's your receipt...
me: i-like... UGH thanks

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FUCK. SOCIETY.

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Girls donβt want guys Girls want full length Broadway musicals professionally recorded and put on Netflix
not even a girl and i can agree with this...
fml
I'm officially so uncomfortable. so i think i'm getting sick (ew) and i was like "dammit, i think i'm getting sick" and my mom was like "oh you should just chill. Netflix and chill." and my sister and i just looked at my mom with horror and we were like don't say that and she's like "i can be hip" and we were like seriously do not say that and she was pissed and was like why and we had to explain to my mom what it meant.
fuck. my. life.
Into The Woods connection
Okay so Into the Woods. My 3rd favorite musical off all time. I just noticed something. right after he eats them (and them un-eats them, if you know the show you know what I'm saying), granny says she wants to see the wolf suffer "an agonizing death." The wolf is usually played by the same actor as one of the princes (idk if it's a specific one but one of them) The princes have my favorite musical theatre song of all time... Agony. So maybe I'm just really slow or maybe I'm crazy but something tells me these things are connected.
The struggle is real

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I donβt get this whole tumblr thing, how do I get people to like me???
Now realizing this applies to real life too...
I don't get this whole tumblr thing, how do I get people to like me???