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Day 10

Elise, 23, me and my boyfriend are looking for a third

Skyler: nope *swipe*

Jeff, 25 straight man no feminazis

Skyler: you sound fun..*swipe*

Michaela 28, looking for a life partner first date idea let's get married

Skyler: I'm all set *swipe*

Aaliyah 24 straight woman looking for a god honoring man to be my husband

Skyler: can't be that straight if you're showing up for me *swipe down*

Top all this on Spotify boy genius

Skyler: "girl the causes is glass" *swipe*

Justin 21, must be younger than 20 and way less than 110

Skyler: so you want a child...?

Derek sent you a message

Derek: are you my butter because I want to spread you all over my body~

Skyler: what are the 14?

Sam replied to your photo

Sam: I absolutely love your artistic vibe!

Skyler: thank you so much you're like really gorgeous, what do you like to do for fun?

*No reply...*

Skyler: ... All right.

Matt sent you a message

Matt: it says in your profile that you're bi?

Skyler: yep I'm bisexual.

Max: that is so hot, would you want to have a threesome with me and my ex girlfriend?

Skyler: goodbye Matt...

Crystal reply to your photo with heart eyes and said

Crystal: I would love to take you out for a nice dinner.

Skyler: finally someone who initiates a date! *Look in her bio*

Crystal,63, my husband is my rock and he wanted me to do some experimenting

Skyler: ugh...im so tired...

Day 11

Anna, 23, my wife and I are separated we are seeing other people to test out our love for each other to see if we're compatible

Skyler: what is this the ultimatum? *swipe*

Frank,25, so tired of being catfish on here stop posting pictures when you're in college that you actually look hot but now you look like a sack of shit

Skyler: someone hasn't deconstructed misogyny...*swipe*

Jen, 26 I'm so lonely I'm only on here to distract myself from a 6 year relationship that's been making me lose my mind

Skyler: hard pass...*swipe*

Brenna 24, my perfect man: tall, muscular, bearded, tattoos-

Skyler: I am not a man I'll even know why you're showing up for me! *swipe*

Aaron, 28, I guess you females don't like good men these days LOL look I'm a great guy I'm smart I'm funny and I'm attractive, don't waste my money or time if you're not going to give me pussy I deserve

Skyler: you're a textbook narcissist! *swipe*

Rick, 22 looking for a traditional housewife if you're a good female who knows her place swipe right

Skyler: 🎶 to the left to the left I don't want to be honest I have to the left!🎶 *swipe*

Maddie, 21 so tired of seeing all the men LOL where are the pretty girls?

Skyler: *text* "hi Maddie I'm considered myself a cute girl!~"

Maddie: "wow you're like so cute! And I absolutely love your art styles"

Skyler: "you're prettier oh my gosh I love your eyes!!"

*few minutes later...no reply*

Skyler: ... Every time...

Gabe sent you a message

Gabe: "you're absolutely stunning"

Skyler: *blush and text back* "says you damn you are like gorgeous- wait a minute...um... it says in your profile that you are a gay man?"

Gabe: "haha yeah, so me and my boyfriend were wanting to try something different we would love to have a threesome with your gorgeous ass, have you ever done anal-"

Skyler: that's enough for today!

Day 12

Owen 23, looking for something low equipment I don't do labels

Skyler: you look like a thumb *swipe*

Lena 23, I'm fully ready to be your worst nightmare

Skyler: love that *swipe*

Sean 32, I don't ask much does daily sex and dinner on the table when I get home

Skyler: no..*swipe*

Josh 38, no females over 25 you passed your prime

Skyler: ... You definitely don't wash your legs on the shower *swipe*

Joanna 25, gay don't call me a lesbian I absolutely hate that word it disgusted me

Skyler: you have a lot to unpack *swipe*

Mary 26, looking for a meaningful relationship

Skyler: ooo she's a cutie-

562 mi away

Skyler: every time...

Connor sent you a message

Connor: would you let me lick Nutella off your V-

Skyler: WHY WHY WHY!!? YEAST INFECTION WHY!!!?

Peter sent you a message

Peter: "want to see what I'm packing?"

Skyler: "no I'm certainly do not-"

Peter sent you a photo

Skyler: GOOD GOD NO GROSS DISGUSTING!!! w.. have you wash that thing over past year what the FU-

Molly sent you a message

Molly: "can I sing to you I've been told I have a voice of an Angel."

Skyler: "sure!"

Molly: "oLd MaN sInGiNg GrAcE hOw sWeEt ThE sOuNd!!~"

Skyler: I cant do this anymore....

Watch this video:

second video:

that one cousin who's always late:

Roxanne: "hey aunties!~"

Auntie's: "hey boo!"

Roxanne: "sorry I'm late guys traffic was brutal"

Auntie: "oh no baby you're the first one here we're just firing up the grill already."

Roxanne: "WHAT!?"

That Uncle who takes the game way too serious:

Uncle: "that is not how you play the Uno game!"

Man: "yes it is you're supposed to put a red on blue!"

Uncle: "you just made that up!"

Man: "oh so what now you're going to flip over this table now!?"

Uncle: "they will say I won't flip this table over!!"

That one auntie who leads the line dance:

Auntie: "all right this is how you do it y'all! Pay attention y'all we're going to turn around shuffle to the left shuffle to the right then dip turn counterclockwise!"

That one person who's sitting on the cooler instead of getting a chair:

Man: "yo Denise can you get a real quick I need a Sprite"

Kid: "I want a Capri Sun!"

Denise: *pissed off* "you just had a water though!!"

Man: "okay well if you got a normal chair you have to be getting up so much, like DAMMN!"

That one Uncle who guards the grill:

Uncle: "whoa whoa whoa hey now don't be running up my food now now do you want a sausage or do you want a burger?"

That one family member who can't stand anyone and doesn't want to be there (aka me):

Auntie: "baby isn't that your second plate you're getting kind of big don't you think?"

Justy(me): ".. what are you talking about? This is basically like my full meal that I had almost 2 months now."

Auntie: "I'm just saying for the last 3 months I haven't seen you and you look completely different yeah you just you just have been eating so much and I think you should-"

Justy(me): "great three more plates and I'll be up to your size *walk off*"

Auntie: *gasp* "Excuse me!?"

That one auntie who judges EVERYTHING and EVERYONE:

Auntie Karen: "uh-uh now who made this potato salad?.."

Woman: "I think it was Janine"

Auntie Karen: "no now you see Janine has lost her touch, this don't hit right anymore like what even is this"

Woman: "I'm saying! And girl have you seen Ebony's kids especially Skyler"

Auntie Karen: "ugh yes she's not a little girl anymore, but she pisses me off she's been giving attitude ever since she's got here and if she were my daughter I would have slapped her in the face you best believe that"

Woman: "and that's why you guys don't get along with each other..."

That one Uncle who drinks way too much...again:

Daymian (bro): "I don't want to..."

Uncle Marcus: "come on come on now I'll show you how to wrestle!"

Ebony: "Marcus stop it!"

Uncle Marcus: "he know I'm playing!"

Daymian(bro): "bro leave me alone!!"

Uncle Marcus: "what's you scare for!?"

Music:

Justy: "YEA @#$#$ EVERYONE"

Cooper: ".... I don't even know those curse words 😰"

Day 7

Bailey 22 just here to look for some free meals tbh

Skyler: "that's meaningful" *swipe*

Kaylee, 23, human trash bags seeking another human trash bag dating me is like a dumpster fire haha JK LMAO I'm so silly take a joke!~

Skyler: "that's a lot..."*swipe*

Patrice, 30 stable job and steady income required, must be a provider I'm 6 months pregnant and you have to be ready to co-parent.

Skyler: "not in this economy" *swipe*

Michelle, 25, I need you to be obsessed with me I have mommy issues and require a lot of attention I never leave my house so be prepared to visit me everyday, if you take more than 10 minutes to respond I'm blocking you.

Skyler: "you are just one ball of fun aren't you..?" *Swipe*

Leanne, 22, I'm going to be honest daycare is just too expensive for me I'm going to need someone to watch my daughter for at least five days for the week for free

Skyler: "this isn't care.com" *swipe*

Penelope has a match with you

Skyler: *shock by her looks* "damn..."

Penelope has sent you a message

Penelope: "hello"

Skyler: "hi... you're like drop dead gorgeous what are you looking for"

Penelope: "how is your day going?"

Skyler: "? My day is going fine were you looking for something long-term or short-term?"

Penelope: "my gender is female"

Skyler: what the fuck...?

Penelope: "I like you a lot what would you like to talk about?"

Skyler: "is this a robot?! Okay am I allowed to delete this app again you know I'll check my dashboard one more time" *check*

Shannon, 23, my coochie taste like clam chowder-

Skyler: "OKAY TIME TO DELETE AGAIN!"

Day 8

Karen, 23, pillow princess prepare to do all the work

Skyler: "hard pass" *swipe*

Gina, 22, mask lesbian seeking massive lesbian no feminazis none of that girly pop garbage

Skyler: "not the internalized misogyny"*swipe*

Tiffany, 28, conservative Christian proud white American the woke left is poisoning our community

Skyler: where were you on January 6th?

Marie, 25, figuring out my dating goals I just got out at 8 year relationship not looking for anything serious I mean I'm open to a long-term relationship but not right now I need to focus on myself so just casual dates for now but I really want to fall in love

Skyler: "that's a lot of words and I still don't know what you want.."*swipe*

Sam, 21, why is no one matching with me I'm hot and sexy and fun?! If you swipe right on me right now you're an ugly fascist

Skyler: "that's intense...."*swipe*

Bella 22, and Keith 53, who wants to be our unicorn?

Skyler: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-"

Gigi reply to your photo

Gigi: "girl you work at nothing but Bundt cakes!? can I get that discount or what?!"

Skyler: "no sorry I don't work on nothing but Bundt cakes anymore... I still go there for special occasions but-"

Gigi has a unmatch with you

Skyler: "Okay that's really nice..."

Wendy sent you a message

Wendy: "can I show you my naked body?"

Skyler: *text* "I appreciate the offer but I'm trying to take things slow on here-"

Wendy sent you a photo

Skyler: whoa!?

Wendy sent you a photo, Wendy sent you a photo, Wendy sent you a photo, Wendy sent you a photo, Wendy sent you a photo

Skyler: "Jesus Christ!!"

Wendy sent you a photo,bWendy sent you a photo, Wendy sent you a photo,

Wendy: "do you like what you see?~"

Skyler: "am I supposed to look at this?!"

Wendy sent you 10 photos

Skyler: I felt disrespectful I-

Wendy sent you a video

Skyler: "ooo damn- NOPE NOPE she violated your boundaries block!"

Wendy sent you a video

Skyler: "ooo- BLOCK!"

Men on dating app be like

Day 9

Kevin, 26, so many hoes on here LOL just looking for a loyal female with a tight-

Skyler: "you're disgusting" *swipe*

Trevor, 29, looking for a girl who's conservative and open-minded

Skyler: "are you going to ask for two different things?" *swipe*

Calvin 34, 🇦🇸💪🏻 🦅💧🍑

Skyler: "that is all I need to know about you" *swipe*

Seth, 25, looking for girl that's one of the guys, must like NBA drink beer and give good head surface level conversations only I don't talk about my feelings

Skyler: "... If you want to be with men just be with men there's no need to bash women"*swipe*

Tyler 31, my son Jonah is my world

Skyler: "aww!"

Looking for a good woman to be a good mother figure in his life

Skyler: "awwww~!"

Also be ready to give at least Jonah a five more siblings

Skyler: "nope" *swipe*

Ed, 30, I'm 6'2 I make six figures a year, and I own a home I'm a nice guy if that matters to you you females want to be so picky but what do you bring to the table?

Skyler: "... Just say you hate women" *swipe*

Dennis ,30, what I'm looking for in my woman: long hair perky tits, loyal, compassionate, always reachable by phone, ready to please me at all times, good credit score,

*few minutes later*

Cooking clean for me, smells like flowers, likes football, wears lingerie to bed, doesn't hang out with other guys but family is an exception

*few MORE minutes later*

Must be thick but not fat, no lip fillers no false lashes, natural beauty makeup only

Skyler: (in bed) *yawns* "that's enough for a day I need a nap..."

Day 4

Trent, 25, swipe right if your thick

Skyler: "red flag" *swipe*

Dylan, 28, I'm a simple man keep my stomach full of my balls empty and they'll be a sweet life

Skyler: *disgusted* "I would rather choke on a tube sock"

Luke 26 just looking for something casual don't be clingy, love language: quality time and gift giving

Skyler: "it's the contradiction for me"

Nate 27 let's chat about bitcoins

Skyler: "no..."

Brandon 27 not here to play games just looking for my soulmate

Skyler: *interested in text him* "I may not be your soulmate but do you want to grab some coffee sometime?"

Brandon: "oh sorry to be rude but your body type is just not what I'm looking for"

Skyler: "wow okay..."

Eric replied to your photo

Eric: "you look so pretty and cute"

Skyler: "are you kidding me you're like super cute Eric, um.. any red flags I should know about?"

Eric: "just hella mommy issues but it's okay"

Skyler: "no actually it's not okay..."

Rick sent you a rose, Rick, 53, looking for a princess to spoil rotten

Skyler: "disgusting!!"

Will reply to your photo say "respectfully ruin my life"

Will 18 Junior, Denmark high school

Skyler: "GOODBYE!!"

Zach sent you a message

Zach: "how do you feel about fancy dinner downtown"

Skyler: "that sounds nice I'm free on Thursday"

Zach: "cool, me and the boys are going to pull up around 8:00 got any places in mind?"

Skyler: "....."

Are you sure you want to delete your account?

Skyler: "absolutely."

WLW on dating apps

Day 5

Maya,23, let's chat about my horrible EX

Skyler: "let's not" *swipe*

Rachel 22 to be honest I'm just here looking for a sugar mama

Skyler: "that is not me" *swipe*

Tracy,31,my husband has been in prison for the last 2 years and I've been so touching deprived who wants to share this bed with me?

Skyler: "that's endearing.." *swipe*

Lisa,53,want to make 6K a week let me introduce you to this hair product that is going to change your life

Skyler: "what...? No" *swipe*

Amy,22,let's chat about the Jurassic parks movie

Skyler: *texts her* "cinematic masterpiece"

Amy: "so true"

..... That's it? That's a whole conversation?

You match with Jessica

Skyler: "hi how's your morning going?"

Jessica: "My bitch ass baby Daddy won't pay child support."

Skyler: "we are off to a great start..."

*after*

Kiara has matched with you, location Georgia Atlanta

Skyler: "hi beautiful would you want to grab some coffee and downtown-"

Kiara: "oh no I'm so sorry I forgot to upload my location I actually live in Japan now, but I'm open to long distance"

Skyler: "you know I could just do it for the...- no... protect your peace"

All right let's look at my standouts

Willow, 23, looking for a cute black girl

Skyler: "...that's me?..."

Who loves anime and always super creative

Skyler: "that's me?!"

And loves the simple things in life looking up at the stars and gazing at the planets afar ahead

Skyler: "THAT'S ME LET'S GO!!!"

You have ran out of roses for the week update to pro for $49.99 a month

......

Are you sure you want to delete your account?

Skyler: mhm...

Men on dating apps be like

Day 6

Rob 26 swipe left if you're angry feminist

Skyler: "gladly" *swipe*

Jimmy 28 proud alpha male, don't talk to me if you're body count is less than three

Skyler: "goodbye" *swipe*

Tim 27 looking for a sexy little lady to help me get over my ex, no fat chicks

Skyler: "you look like the creepskeeper" *swipe*

Neil, 23 looking for a wife I'm ready to give you all the love you ever need and want,

Skyler: "that's fast"

Seeking a traditional conservative woman

Skyler: "out the window" *swipe*

Dom, 32, my requirements: must be available at all times, at least make 70k a year, and have an apartment where I can crash most nights.

Skyler: "for free?! Get out of here" *swipe*

Tristan, 25, must be bronder or brunette, medium sized boobs, small waists, big butt, workout at least six times a week

Skyler: "do these men even like women?!"

Mitchell, 27, looking for a girl to slowly replace all my friends the more controlling the better

Skyler: *text him* "my sweet boy, you need to go to therapy."

Garrett replied to your photo

Garrett: "is this your pride?"

Skyler: "yeah like two summers ago, have you ever been?"

Garrett: "no I don't fuck with that gay shit"

Skyler: "then you don't fuck with me goodbye Garrett."

Dan reply to your prompt

Dan: "if you're looking for water sign I'm a Scorpio I love astrology"

Skyler: "I'm a Libra match made in heaven, would you want to grab coffee sometime- wait a minute...Dan... Dan Huffman.... Mr Huffman my high school teacher?!!! Goodbye nope I'm done it's a wrap!"

When I'm going to name this new character Collia, she's the nature type she lives in the tropical rainforest and yes she has powers she is a dendro character (Genshin Impact reference) and loves to make peace with everyone

Next Illyria, she is half vampire half human, her mother was unfortunately rape by the character name Mateo from don't romance me game her mom wanted to get rid of her but decided to keep her she knew she was going to make great choices in the future and not any bad ones she is the captain of "fortress of deceased" it's where people AKA inmates go to serve their time in prison in moonlight City