that one cousin who's always late:
Roxanne: "sorry I'm late guys traffic was brutal"
Auntie: "oh no baby you're the first one here we're just firing up the grill already."
That Uncle who takes the game way too serious:
Uncle: "that is not how you play the Uno game!"
Man: "yes it is you're supposed to put a red on blue!"
Uncle: "you just made that up!"
Man: "oh so what now you're going to flip over this table now!?"
Uncle: "they will say I won't flip this table over!!"
That one auntie who leads the line dance:
Auntie: "all right this is how you do it y'all! Pay attention y'all we're going to turn around shuffle to the left shuffle to the right then dip turn counterclockwise!"
That one person who's sitting on the cooler instead of getting a chair:
Man: "yo Denise can you get a real quick I need a Sprite"
Kid: "I want a Capri Sun!"
Denise: *pissed off* "you just had a water though!!"
Man: "okay well if you got a normal chair you have to be getting up so much, like DAMMN!"
That one Uncle who guards the grill:
Uncle: "whoa whoa whoa hey now don't be running up my food now now do you want a sausage or do you want a burger?"
That one family member who can't stand anyone and doesn't want to be there (aka me):
Auntie: "baby isn't that your second plate you're getting kind of big don't you think?"
Justy(me): ".. what are you talking about? This is basically like my full meal that I had almost 2 months now."
Auntie: "I'm just saying for the last 3 months I haven't seen you and you look completely different yeah you just you just have been eating so much and I think you should-"
Justy(me): "great three more plates and I'll be up to your size *walk off*"
Auntie: *gasp* "Excuse me!?"
That one auntie who judges EVERYTHING and EVERYONE:
Auntie Karen: "uh-uh now who made this potato salad?.."
Woman: "I think it was Janine"
Auntie Karen: "no now you see Janine has lost her touch, this don't hit right anymore like what even is this"
Woman: "I'm saying! And girl have you seen Ebony's kids especially Skyler"
Auntie Karen: "ugh yes she's not a little girl anymore, but she pisses me off she's been giving attitude ever since she's got here and if she were my daughter I would have slapped her in the face you best believe that"
Woman: "and that's why you guys don't get along with each other..."
That one Uncle who drinks way too much...again:
Daymian (bro): "I don't want to..."
Uncle Marcus: "come on come on now I'll show you how to wrestle!"
Uncle Marcus: "he know I'm playing!"
Daymian(bro): "bro leave me alone!!"
Uncle Marcus: "what's you scare for!?"