he only comes out at night

I love my computer science boyfriend who gets jealous when I say nikkola tesla was hot

“Yeah well he was piss poor so fuck you hes a also a disintegrating pile of bones” Sorry you can’t grow a mustache babe

so what if i got my toddler's eyebrows microbladed? it didn't cost him anything i had a gift cord

i hope i am not just an insane person to you guys but also a weirdo and a bitch

not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes

im here to maim and kill but your thing sounds nice too

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

uhm i saw you use the term tits, that is very outdated and offensive. can you use big mommy milkers in the future instead? thank you!

telling a girl to stop killing people is like the single most misogynist thing you could ever do