Here's a little motivation for all you youngin's gearing up to return to school in the fall. 🍂

Does anyone else miss yapping on a corded phone or am I just that much unc? 🤔

Sometimes, opportunity knocks. Sometimes it's your landlord. Sometimes it's both.

Survival instincts of a lonely man looking for some romance.

Be kind to your food service workers, because this is the kind of stuff they have to deal with.

I can't wait until I'm old enough to get prank-called by a child and asked if my refrigerator is running... At least I hope that joke is still around by then. 👴

Sometimes honesty is the WORST policy. 🥀

They should make "waterscreen" which is like sunscreen but for water so that when you apply it to your skin it blocks the water and keeps you from drowning.

Looking back on this comic... Does anyone even sleep with a nightcap anymore?

Lester was always such a suck-up to the neighborhood moms. 😤

God gives His tastiest donuts to His most patient bus riders. 🍩

This is a motivational message to anyone who may feel like they're trapped in a situation they can't get out of. 🙏

Friendly reminder that Jesus Christ is King. 👑

Thank you so much! I would also love to meet the man who modeled for that stock photo. Seems like he’s living the kind of life I aspire for

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... Unless you're REALLY good at the game. Then you might actually get a half-decent prize (despite the game's stupidity). 🏆

Which highway do y'all think is being depicted in this comic?

I'm 26 years old and still have no idea if the key-on-a-kite experiment that Ben Franklin allegedly performed is real or a myth. 🤔