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More mor moree coltland
I like colt yea
Wheelchair colt truther
(Sorry for how messy it looks, lost my pencil and had to draw w my fingers š)
Confession: I kept seeing Coltland brothers everywhere and I was fascinated by the concept but I was refusing to engage in any of the content because I hadn't seen TFG (I NEED to know source media in fandom before I can interact with it, it's weird).
Anyway, I found colt "subtle" seavers, outwardly yelled "IT CAN BE ROMANTIC!?" and immediately watched The Fall Guy so I could devour all your fics and Tumblr posts. Thank you for opening my eyes and you are now my coltlandcest god orz
-š¢
anon this makes me UNBELIEVABLY happy oh my god
first of all, iām so glad you watched tfg and also DID YOU LOVE IT??? secondly, iām so happy my silly fic was your introduction to romantic coltland WELCOME <333 and THIRD, i am genuinely so honored that what i created was what got you fully onto the coltland twins train, especially the romantic twincest side (also known as the best side) because we really do have fun here :PP
but seriously, iām the same when it comes to new fandoms, i have to watch/read/etc the source content to actually fully enjoy or interact with anything or else iām just lost š i canāt believe MY fic is what made you take that final step wahhh THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY š„¹š„¹š«¶š»š«¶š»
and thank you for devouring all the stuff i create!!!! i couldnāt wish for a higher honor, truly, i love providing coltlandcest to The People ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø i hope you enjoy your stay here and thank you for all the support MWAH
(Au/headcannon)
I can see Ryland trying to gaslight himself about his feelings for Colt like "I'm not in love with him I just care for him and we're really close!" So he convinces himself that he's in love with someone else (his thought process is "I feel vastly different about them than I do Colt so this MUST be romantic love")
Eventually they start dating, and yayyy Ryland is going to get such a good grade at being a boyfriend! Colt is heartbroken at this, Ryland didn't even tell him he had a crush but he looks so excited about this so as long as his brother is happy he'll suck it up and start planning to be the best man at the love of his life's wedding
But Colt starts noticing weird things about Ryland, like Ryland wearing long sleeves in the summer heat, canceling plans because "oh they've been feeling neglected so I'm taking them out on a date..." even though they spend 80% of their time together, looking terrified at his phone ringing, laughing off when his partner makes digs at him. And Colt thinks he's just being jealous
But one day he sees bruising on HIS baby brother, Ryland says it was a accident that they didn't mean to, he just made them mad, Colt has to drag him to his house so he doesn't go back to them, now all he has to do is get his Ry to leave that piece of trash, find out who convinced him that that was love and make sure it never happens again
-š¦anon
can colt kill this person in this au or no šš
i donāt think heās actually the type but i want him to find this person and teach them what happens when they mess not only with his baby brotherās feelings, but also with his physical safety
also the angst of ryland literally gaslighting himself into ālovingā someone else because heās in denial of his own feeling is bonkers bro your brain is a scary and incredible place
Colt constantly calling Ryland Baby Twin and Ryland just calls Colt by his name

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How to. Draw colt
Is just ryland grace but different right
Same guy
Did i do it right
Thank you for putting your Coltland content on AO3 for me to discover this morning. I swooned and cried and laughed. It was lovely <3
thank you so much for reading it!!! <33 and for going out of your way to send this, thatās so sweet of you š„¹ iām glad my silly writing could provide entertainment :D
wyd when your brother is sent to space xD and you didnt get his calls because you were busy shooting a stunt xD wyd xDDDDDD
colt, whatās there for us?
commission me heree
And what if I said Colt has been imagining Ryland talking to him since the accident and the drugs he was on in this scene made him say it out loud, huh? What then?

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uhh i like coltlandgentry
here's a coltland twins comic i was working on where colt is suspicious of and upset with ryland leaving to go help with project hail mary. this was meant to be longer butš§āāļø
throws 6 ryan goslings at you
they progressively got less cartoony because I got too locked
Part 2
This isnāt the end of the comic but everything from here will be done in lineart only because coloring and shading a comic to quite tedious
Part 1

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au where Colt goes onto the hail mary with Ryland
After they meet Rocky both of the boys forget to mention that they are siblings and after watching human shows learns that humans that share last names are mates so he just works under that assumption (and that they are doing the gross leaky human mate stuff while he's asleep)
No one realizes this until they are about to reach Erid and Rocky says something along the lines of
Rocky: so after we land i will say these alien mates helped me find the solution to the sun dying we have to give them a home here
Colt&Ryland: MATES???
Just Rocky treating them like they are married and neither realizing that because thats just how they are
-š¦anon
100% absolutely
i wonder if theyāre established already, or rocky calling them mates makes them realize just how much they do act like a couple and suddenly itās awkward because theyāre unsure if that was intentional from the other or if theyāre reading into it too muchā¦
cue the mutual pining idiots in love with rocky Tired Of Their Shit because despite that new awkwardness they literally act the exact same way and theyāre married in every way except legally
i want either one (or both) of them to explain the concept of incest to rocky and for him to be like āthatās bullshit youāre mates that just means youāve been mates since birthā (not his actual phrasing) and ryland & colt are just like āuhhhā¦ā *looking at each other* āhuh. i guess soā
Colt ADORES Ryland's teacher voice the calm cool authority makes his knees go weak and he jumps to do whatever Ry asked of him
Ryland is conflicted on one hand thats the voice he uses to teach his students and the other they way Colt looks at him, eyes wide desperate to be a good boy
-š¦anon
you canāt just say this to me and expect me to feel normal about it
i loooove the Teacher Voice. i feel like ryland does it accidentally, he just kind of instinctually slips into it. and it isnāt until coltās staring at him with wide, attentive eyes that he even realizes what happened
he doesnāt quite get why it has such an effect on colt, but he makes note of it for later. itās the quickest way to get colt to listen to him, especially when itās paired with a request or command (ie, āhand me thatā or āstand here, pleaseā). every time, colt snaps to attention and obeys
god forbid ryland is chiding colt with that voice⦠colt doesnāt know whether to be more chastised or turned on, but itās usually both
ryland also totally slips into Teacher Voice when rambling about something sciency that colt doesnāt really understand and it gets him to pay attention so fast
it all comes to a head when ryland finally confronts colt about it and it goes something like this:
ryland: do you like when i talk to you like i talk to my students?
colt, freezing: uh.
ryland, Teacher Voice activated: do you, colt?
colt: Yes.
ryland: okay, interesting. why?
colt, sweating: itāsā¦ā¦ā¦ hot.
ryland: itās hot? how so?
colt, steadily turning red: can you stop. itāsā iām. going to pass out.
ryland, intrigued and amused and getting some Ideas: sure. but weāre revisiting this.
colt, strained: okay.