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of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

The ancient greeks really had graves for dogs. And they carved stuff on the stone like “carrying you here, I now feel as much grief as I felt joy when I carried you home” and “you never barked without reason, but now you are silent”. The human urge to tell a story spans centuries and millennia, and the loss of a really good dog makes you want to tell people - even people centuries in the future, who will never know your name - that there once was a dog who was a very good girl, but now she no longer is and you aren’t sure what to do with all this sorrow.

honestly bears are how humans should be. bears are an improvement on the human blueprint. they can get up on their back legs like a man.... but they also walk on four legs so they don't get cocky and forget where they came from (the earth). big and hairy and silly. can kill with a single swipe of the paw

sleep long time

sleep long time.

Gaud it took me a minute, sincerely, to realize you were talking about the company and not the fruit. I was at a loss for why an apple was evil and shoddy.

actually green apples are probably evil

You know what? Fuck you *eats a nature valley on your bed*