i'm nora ephron, bitch!

we got snowed in together with only one bed and now i'm trying really hard not to fall for you over hot chocolate and bad christmas movies

you're my ex and somehow still got invited to the same new years eve party, and of course you kissed someone else at midnight

we promised to keep things casual but you showed up to the christmas party in matching sweaters with someone else and now i can't stop glaring

i came home for the holiday's and discovered you're my sibling's best friend, and now we have to act like last summer never happened

you're my grumpy co-worker, but we both got stuck organizing the office christmas party together and i'm realizing you're kind of sweet

i was supposed to introduce my partner to my family but we broke up, so now i've convinced you to pretend to be them for a week

we're strangers stuck together in an airport on christmas eve because our flights got delayed for twelve hours

you always go overboard with your decorations, so i started a rivalry, but now you keep flirting with me every time i try to sabotage your lights

Autumn in the Midwest, Chicago -- October 16th, 2025