shameless unlikeable-character apologist.

i have to work at the restaurant today, but i am still repping bangtan with some pins and purple ribbons in my hair and i keep getting army smiling and nodding to me in the metro like yes i see you

half the customers in the restaurant were army. i got freebies. at work. my coworker let me put on arirang when it was just us and some army customers close to closing. best day at work EVER

I like to imagine that, partially due to the Hockey Robot stereotyping and partially due to his watertight media training, commentators are constantly going on about "What's going on in Hollander's head? What was Hollander thinking there? Can't help but wonder what the Metros' Captain has on his mind right now." and it's like. Well statistically speaking. Cock.

flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing

the way hudson can have anyone giggling twirling their hair wanting him sososo bad within five seconds of meeting him would be scary enough on its own but on top of that you can tell he's 1) aware of it 2) doing it on purpose. the way you can see him Lock In and turn the charm all the way up when he sets his sights on someone is so scary omg he's like if an evil bisexual siren was a 25yo film nerd from british columbia

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

It’s actually so funny that in the Tampa hotel room Ilya says it’s simple and Shane’s like shut the fuck up Pinocchio and come sit next to me