shameless unlikeable-character apologist.

so cute when guys under 23 try and flirt with me bc... ur just a baby... ur flexing so hard and i can tell but it's cute keep trying!!! the enthusiasm is adorable!!!! is that a shirt your mom picked out i can tell your so cute

funny completely inconsequential bit of trivia about me is that every single straight ship i have genuinely supported and rooted for and felt a deep connection with, i have projected onto the man. which could mean nothing

every time i see the sunset from my new place im going to think of bangtan and isn’t that fucking beautiful

i love huddyposting bc inevitably hudminions will fill my notes and remind me that i might not be normal but i am not alone we are united in our delusions yes yes

so glad hudson finally hired a no nonsense bodyguard i was getting worried

question why do bangtan think intl army call yoongi “YUN-key Min"?? is it bc of mccune–reischauer romanisation?? or do we just genuinely sound like that to them???

god i am so jaded from being a bangtan fan at american awards that i can’t even be happy about connor’s nomination because i can’t help but think they’re going to try an farm him for engagement only to not give him the award. it’s not even for hr but like they will make it about hr and that makes me feel icky.