uh. hcs for being on a long car trip with the warners?
Long car trip with the Warners would include:
Reminder: This is completely platonic and just pure fluff. Reader is gender-neutral and not species specific
Okay, so we all know, based on the “I’m mad” segment from the original series how they would act in this situation… normally
These kids just don’t like sitting still in confined spaces for too long
And also sibling shenanigans
But now that you are here it kinda shakes a few things up
It was actually Dr. Scracthansniff’s idea to go on a trip, he felt guilty about tricking the puppy children back in “Hindenburg cola” and they haven’t talked properly in 20 years. He wants to make up to them
BUT! He’s worried about things that can go wrong, because A) he knows what these kids are like and B) he thinks they might be mad at him
That’s where you come into the picture
“Please, Mrs. Y/n!” Scratchy would beg, following after you on his knees “I know we don’t know each other that much, but the kids like you and trust you. They would be so much happier and I’m sure it would be much more safer if you come along as well”
You didn’t plan on saying “no”. A trip and potential adventure with your zany friends?? Hell yeah! But you also felt kinda bad for the psychologist
He let you choose the place where you all will spend the day
You both went to the water tower the next day to help Yakko, Wakko and Dot getting ready
Let me tell you, when they saw you with Scratchansniff that morning next to the car, their excitement already left the charts
Oh, but bold of you to assume that this is gonna be easy, oh you poor soul
You guys were going with Scratchy’s car and he was driving.
Problem number 1: Who’s gonna sit in the passenger seat? You guys haven’t even left the movie lot, the argument already started
“Y/n gonna sit in the middle, but that means one of us has to be in the front seat.” “Well, Yakko, we all know what that means, right?” “Uhhhh no. I don’t know what you’re talking about.” “Me and Wakko are too young and short to sit in the passenger seat, it’s the law. It can only be you.” “What?! That’s not fair.” “Sorry bro, the rules are the rules.” “When did we ever care about the rules?? I refuse.” “Oh, so you mean you want Y/n to sit there? If you can’t sit with her you don’t want any of us to sit with her?” “Booo, selfish!” “No, I’m not!” “Yes, you are!” “Nuh-uh!” “You are-”
In the end, you agreed that Yakko stays in the backseat and you’ll switch places with him on the way back. He will be bitter about it but oh well
Now you all can actually go
It was nice and dandy and peaceful-
“You poked me with your elbow in my side!” “No I didn't!” “Yes you did!” “Nuh-uh!” “You did!” “You're lying, don't deny it!” “Oh, I'm gonna hit you.” “Yeah, just try it.” “Will both of you be quiet?!-”
Ahhh… it has truly been a beautiful 5 minutes...
“You guys wanna play games?” Okay, now you got their attention “Oh, danke Gott…” Scratchy would say, letting out a relieved sigh
Scavenger hunt, I spy, would you rather, barkochba, whisper challenge, finish my sentence, never have I ever, punch buggy… you name it all!
Really competitive rock-paper-scissors sessions
“Cows on my side!” “Wakko… that’s a dalmatian.”
There was an attempt for “the quiet game”, they didn’t last for 10 seconds
Just imagine singing along to the songs from the radio together
“Are we there yet? I'm tired. I'm hungry. How far? My nose is snotty. Need to move my body. Gotta use the potty. Better stop the car.” And so you guys stopped at a gas station, got some snacks too
They, no matter what they are doing or eating, won’t get car sick.
(Will take care of you if you do. They were surprisingly prepared for that?? Like get you some water and rub your back gently, brushing the hair away from your face if you throw up)
“Stop it!” “No, you stop it!” ”Why can't you both just drop it?!” “Well, he started it!” “Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh” “Na-ah!” “Uh-uh!”
As I said, they really can’t handle sitting in one place for too long
Once reaching your destination, they realized where exactly they are. It’s the same circus where Scratchy took them to one time
They would give you and Scratchansniff both a big hug and a kiss, then grab you by the hand to show you everything
The day passed away faster than you guys thought, it’s always this way when you have fun. The sun was setting and it was time to go home
The Warners apologized for arguing too much and they all took their seats, now you sitting between Wakko and Dot, and Yakko in the passenger seat
The ride back home was quiet. Both Wakko and Dot fell asleep next to you, leaning their heads onto your shoulders, curling next to your side.
“Thanks for today, toots” Yakko whispered with a tired grin on his face. He turned around and reached his hand out so he could gently ruffle his sibs’ head. “The circus was your idea, wasn’t it?” You only flashed him a knowing smile, feeling sleepy as well. He poked your cheek in response before turning to Scratchansniff.
“Thanks to you too, Doc. I thought you forgot about this place.” “There’s nothing to thank. And how could I forget? We had so much fun that time as well. Also, truly… I missed you kids.” “Awe, we missed you too, old man”
You fell asleep listening to their talking, holding the other two Warners close
The next trip just can’t come soon enough
