#confession time

"THEY'RE GIRLFRIENDS" i scream as they drag me to my padded cell.

Low-key going insane over these two they need to kiss or stab each other, whatever comes first

one thing i love so much about wanda is i feel like it’s completely canon for what she’s attracted to to be so versatile. like… i genuinely can see her falling head over heels for a femme just as easily as someone super butch.

but i actually have sexsomnia episodes ..

and sometimes i wake up fully drenched and seconds away from coming

i’d make good use of you to help me finish

though i’m sure i’d come as soon as i sunk down onto you ..

then you can wake up to a pretty girl fucking herself on your cock

i just watched drunk history of fob for the first time and all i can think about is patricks soul voice, guyliner, beebo's tall hair™, and this sweater pete was wearing

think that album cover brought him any memories ?? or do you think he remembers nothing ??