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Weakness: when a group of unrelated characters, of varying backgrounds, consider each other a family

WHOMST THE FUCKEST

he kinda cute tho..

deep space 9 would be a perfect show if kira and dax dated and if julian and garak dated

I love that the entire resolution of Amok Time depends on the fact that McCoy was going to what he thought was basically a wedding and thought, “hmm, better pack tranquilizers”. 

the rate at which the ship consoles fucking EXPLODE on Star Trek is insane. I’m living in the early 21st century and yet my computer has never ONCE sprayed sparks. what happened? is it some sort of necessary sacrifice that in order for them to run they have to have the constitution of an egg filled with fireworks? 

This isn’t surreal this is high school

And college

And work

for the angles

LMAO

Team work makes dream works

highlights

Congrats

have fun storming area 51 you fucking idiots. im gonna be in area 52 where the REAL shit be

have fun virgin i’ll be in area 69

Spock whenever the slightest opportunity suggests itself: gotta tie this strip of fabric around my forehead, definitely to disguise my ears and not just because I think it makes me look cool

I’ve tried to explain this scene to multiple people but no one has found it funny. I think they need to see it to get the context of the show, because this is absolutely hilarious.

concept: a star trek series where the main characters are truly totally insignificant ensigns who work in engineering or security or whatever. they sleep in bunk beds. theyre on the night shift. they cant remember the last time theyve even seen their captain

They all gonna die.