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in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

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Day six of #jayvikkissweek: hickeys!! 🫦💕 I love hickeys, I love hickey hijinks, I love the idea of Jayce being bullied for having them by his Very Proper Mother… plus some fuckin' cause its the weekend 👯♀️ Translation in alt.
English Translation:
Mom: And this?! Come here, let me have a good look.
Jayce: OW! Mom...
Mom: How shameful, who did this to you?!
Jayce: Mom, I'm 33 years old.
Mom: At least you're courting her I hope. Or... don't tell me you two aren't serious. You're using protection right?!
Jayce: Mom, just liste-
Mom: And also, if you're courting someone, don't you think it's important to tell your MOTHER??
Jayce: Mom wait a second, I need to talk with VIKTOR and-
Mom: Leave poor Viktor alone, what does he have to do with this?! I want to know your intentions with this girl!
Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there
Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now
So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon
And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska
A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.
Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

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I still want to sew that flea but I’m also on a bit of a bug kick and I want to ride that wave of motivation as long as possible, so if you have a suggestion of a bug you’d like to see in some form of art* please feel free to reblog with a reference photo and the name of the bug!
Or just comment the name of the bug? but I was running into issues with the butterflies of fake reference photos, and most bugs I do not know well enough to spot the fakes
*probably plushies or wall art possibly embroidered possibly some other format I haven’t thought of yet idk my brain is skipping around a bit when it comes to art formats but I’m thinking maybe giant butterfly
Oh I could foundation paper piece butterfly wings!!! Or use my fabric markers on them! Ooooooh that could be really good
My suggestion would be the velvet worm!
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 10
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Captain James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek)
Starscream (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Kirk]
"we can't let those tits go to waste. also he has weird alien shit happening to him at least weekly so mpreg would probably be pretty canon compliant."
"He's the OG mpreg, possibly the first mpreg fanart in fandom history is of him. He deserves this title more than anyone else."
"My mum asked what i was doing and she suggested Captain Kirk sooo… you hate my mum if u say no."
Captain Kirk propaganda from last season
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
Starscream propaganda from last season
Star Trek peeps, please
This is ridiculous
WE ARE SOOOO BACK! EVERYONE VOTE JAMES KIRK it's like 0.1% difference right now WE CAN REALLY DO IT
GOGOGO
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 10
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Captain James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek)
Starscream (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Kirk]
"we can't let those tits go to waste. also he has weird alien shit happening to him at least weekly so mpreg would probably be pretty canon compliant."
"He's the OG mpreg, possibly the first mpreg fanart in fandom history is of him. He deserves this title more than anyone else."
"My mum asked what i was doing and she suggested Captain Kirk sooo… you hate my mum if u say no."
Captain Kirk propaganda from last season
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
Starscream propaganda from last season
come on people, Captain Kirk is the original Baby Girl/Femme Fatale/Skrunkly. He deserves pregnancy it's only right! (plus it'd piss Shatner off which is always correct).

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