Vee

Blog made exclusively so I can rant about and shit on things because seriously I need this

Unapologetic hating because I can I'm just gonna be a negative Nancy on this blog

All pieces of "evidence" I've seen for this godforsaken theory are nothing but absolute idiocy and wishful thinking

"The carpet in the basement changed colors!!" God forbid a family changes their carpet?

Genuinely all conformity gate believers sound nothing short of downright insane and it's pissing me off

Every conformity gate post I come across makes me want to go deaf and blind just so I can avoid hearing any of those ass takes ever again

These people are making 2022 me look sane and I genuinely believed I was non-human being who'd committed countless murders before

I feel like it takes away so much from the actual story between Lucrecia and Vincent

To me it just seems like everyone is so DESPERATE for Lucrecia and Vincent to have either canonically slept together or just for Sephiroth to have a conventionally attractive father that they're fighting for their lives trying to point out ANYTHING. as "hints" to Vincent being his dad

Especially now with the new EC outfit for Vincent.... no I promise you it being similar to Sephiroth's isn't a dead giveaway that they're related

Now if it's just a fun hc I honestly don't care but it's when someone's really trying to shove that theory down my throat that I start really hating it

I have been

Practically unable to move for the past few hours, my head is feeling super duper noisy without me actually doing anything like there's nothing going on up there but at the same time it's so unbearable loud it's making me wanna curl up and cry

I still can't quite move and that's. Not because I'm in pain or anything it's just because my body is really refusing to move it's like it's frozen up and won't do anything. I can't really talk either but at least my hands are free??? Idk yo

I tried talking to my mom about this but that just made things infinitely worse like it admittedly always does

I've got an exam tomorrow and I've hardly studied at all. I've been trying to study but my brain is kind of,, refusing??? I cannot describe this properly it's all the noise and stuff I just cannot do anything right now I feel generally terrible

The moment I try to do anything my whole body and mind start feeling majorly uncomfortable and I hate it

I can't go to my mom and ask to skip school tomorrow because I'll need some. Doctor........ confirmations thing that I was really too sick to go because of the exam and also because I know damn well she'd say no no matter what I say

I'm literally so screwed I don't know anything for tomorrow and I can't just skip school without telling my parents either that'd just make things worse

Every option I have to do things right now will just make things more terrible and I really don't know what to do

The headcanon that Kon's shingi is more of an energetic person

Kon's sword seems (at least from what I can recall) much more expressive than Ri's sword

I like translating that into the hc that Kon's Shingi is actually more expressive than Kon himself

I'm pretty sure when the swords are released the medicine sellers become one with their shingi right?? They don't just swap out as far as I've read??? Wouldn't that technically mean we don't even really know how Hyper & Shingi really are personality-wise

I dislike the way some people in the epic fandom seem to be ALLERGIC to someone looking their age.

I'm gonna hold your hand when I say that Odysseus would NOT have looked like a guy in his mid twenties or early thirties by the time he got back to Ithaca 🩷

Again this is just a. Nitpick because I wanna be free to nitpick

But the way a lot of artists (I'm not hating on ANYONE'S ART HERE!!! THE EPIC FANDOM HAS AMAZING ARTISTS WHOSE WORKS I THINK ARE REALLY GREAT!!!!!!) cannot draw Odysseus looking older than 36 unless it's the part of the story where he's disguised as an old man

FUN FACT!!!! He would've most likely been an old man ANYWAYS!!!! SO LIKE?????? PLEASE. Let a man be old!!!!

I promise you just because your "babygirl" isn't fitting your hot dilf beauty standards anymore the world won't end 🩷🩷🩷

Let him be wrinkly!!! Let him be old!!!!

Nitpick that I've been having for a while over

Uhm

IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON ROMANTICIZING AND SWOONING OVER CMBYN I WILL COMMIT CRIMES!!!! I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS OLD DISCOURSE OR SOMETHING I CANNOT WITH THIS

The absolutely INSANE SHIT I've seen some people say to defend this nasty movie is NOT OK

"Elio wanted it/didn't try to stop it!!!" ELIO WAS SEVENTEEN? OLIVER WAS TWENTY-FOUR?? FYM HE "DIDN'T TRY TO STOP IT".... HE WAS A CHILD!!!! A CHIIIIILD!!!!!!!

"Oliver wasn't a creep!" He admitted himself that he'd been dropping hints to Elio from as early on as that massaging scene. And even IF he hadn't been doing that from that moment on - it still would've been weird!!!! BIG TIME WEIRD!!!!!!

I don't care if it's "not romanticized in the books" from what I know they DO end up together in the second book which....... SEEMS PRETTY DAMN ROMANTICIZED TO ME.

The movie is WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!! AND YOU'RE A WEIRDO IF YOU TRY TO DEFEND THIS!!!!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE GLAZING THIS?

One more comment saying "you just don't understand the movie" and I'm finding these people and JUMPING THEM!!! WHAT am I supposed to understand here? HUH??

"It's not a lovestory, it's a story about love" IT'S A STORY ABOUT AN ADULT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A TEENAGEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

"But Oliver actually loved him!!!!" How the HELL IS THAT JUSTIFYING ANYTHING?? IT'S NOT JUSTIFYING SHIT. Oliver was the adult in the situation and he should have KEPT HIMSELF DISTANCED!!

The way I wanted to HURL when that scene came on with Oliver asking Elio if he knows how "happy he is that they slept together" I wanted to VOMIT. Oh and the PEACH SCENE!!!! And guess what I'm not gonna sit here and whine about the peach abuse itself I'm gonna complain about the way Oliver acted when he found Elio like that.

THE WHOLE SCENE MADE ME SICK!!! I'm not crazy I swear Elio seemed so fucking uncomfortable and then Oliver just kept pushing the situation GUUUUHHHHHH. I hate Oliver I hate him so much

It is seriously crazy to me how people are sympathizing with OLIVER. AND BLAMING ELIO FOR NOT STOPPING WHAT HAPPENED?PLEASE.

I have a shit ton of issues with Epic: the musical and it's fandom

Being a negative Nancy again

He's different from Ri yes I think that's clear to everyone but when the fuck did people decide that that immediately translates to him being an UwU soft cat boy

GENUINELY. The way I've seen some people treating this guy hurts me PHYSICALLY!!!

It's like someone took a look at his character, thought for a moment and decided... yeah!!! Let's absolutely BUTCHER this guy in fanon and turn him into a defenseless small bean because he's so cutie!!!!!!!

?????

WHO STARTED THIS??

One of the main reasons why I hate seeing Kon shipped with Ri or his shingi is because most times I've seen those ships it's made by the same people who baby Kon as if their lives depend on it

And that's not even the only thing I have problems with it's the way the medicine sellers are sexualized to the moon and back

Now don't get me wrong here I have 0 issues with people finding a character attractive, expressing that and idk making suggestive art of them so long as they're an adult yada yada all the works.

I just really don't want to see every second bit of mononoke fan content I get being someone drooling over the guy's ANKLES or whatever people are doing there

Especially when technically there's literally nothing wrong with the ship

I cannot for the life of me stand TeleNeo I seriously hate it sm no hate to TeleNeo shippers because there's absolutely nothing wrong with shipping this obviously

Hate to the ship itself because for some reason it is so insufferable to me. I hate this ship with a passion honestly

Maybe it comes from bias towards another ship but I don't think so?? I don't wanna say that it's because it's "too random" or "makes no sense" I'm all here for ships like that I just really have issues with TeleNeo specifically 💔