Introduction
I am the Batter. I am on a holy mission to purify this world of the wicked spirits inhabiting it. Inform me of who needs purification using the "ask" feature.
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Introduction
I am the Batter. I am on a holy mission to purify this world of the wicked spirits inhabiting it. Inform me of who needs purification using the "ask" feature.

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What do you want me to do with this?
Look there’s cat videos and memes and you have to check out this “skibidi toilet” th—
Silence.
When was the last time you had fun
Dangles keyholder but it's all just belial's meat
I'm not a child.
Do you want some sort of enrichment..? Like a fidget spinner or something
No.

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What do you want me to do with this?
What have you been doing since the zones were purified? Just hanging out in a white void?
Yes.
There are certain artifacts of power that can be hidden in the Zones. In the Zone of the Dark Worlds lies hidden the Thorn Ring, acquired by fully purifying the "Darkners" of Cyber City, the second Dark World to be opened, then locating a salesman by the name of [[SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]], and purchasing it for D$1997 (1997 of the Dark Dollars you receive after each engagement with the Darkners). It is an equipment that grants access to ICE-based Spells (Competences), including Snowgrave, which deals enough damage to instantly purify almost any being. A warning as well, the trio you see moving through the Dark Worlds, including a Blue human, Purple lizard-like being, and a Goat-like being in green garb, can be very evasive. This is because they (specifically the Blue Human, however as the trio are a Party, they share the power in combat) have the same source power as the Human of the UNDERGROUND, that being the ability to save and load, letting them retry any battle until they succeed. However, unlike Frisk, they are not able to simply defeat any enemy with this power, as they remain vulnerable during periods of time outside of their defined Battles.
The word "Snowgrave" has impure connotations. Are you certain I would not be utilizing the tool of the wicked?
You can’t close all fountains or it will create an imbalance! Please not Ralsei!!!
I must purify the world.
I have good news. It would appear the denizens of the "Light World" share the same goal as me. Failure to seal these fountains will seemingly cause an apocalyptic event. This cooperation will make my mission much easier.

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Introduction
I am the Batter. I am on a holy mission to purify this world of the wicked spirits inhabiting it. Ask me anything you wish.
I, too, am the Batter.
I have been told that you have become complacent with your mission after purifying the zones and the room.
There's more to do. From what I have gathered, there are infinite Batters for the infinite worlds. Each has the same mission, and yours isn't over.
There are more zones beyond the three and the room. This is a wake-up call.
It is time for you to pick up your bat again.
Sincerely, the Batter.
Thank you for the information. I will resume my mission at once.
Good. As long as you start purifying again, it doesn't matter which further zone you start in.
The nothingness will continue to be a useful tool in navigating to further zones. Make sure to listen and acknowledge to the voices that guide you as well, but exercise judgement if what they say doesn't align with your mission.
Voices can be purified.
Are there any specific further zones you recommend I begin with?
Enter the nothingness and look beyond what you could previously see. All of it needs purified, and it doesn't especially matter where you start.
What catches your eye?
There are several new zones and worlds. One has an imbalance of light and dark brought upon by a wicked knight, one is a horrible cybernetic circus world, and there is another world where aliens have taken over the world, enslaving the human race to do their bidding.
The first of those three sounds to me like the "dark world". Considering the inhabitants of dark worlds are objects given form, they are not difficult to purify.
The latter two, I have no frame of reference for, but use your own judgement, or let the voices lend their suggestions.
There are several powerful entities that I feel the need to warn you about, however.
Siffrin, a wizard with an eyepatch who can loop back in time. I was able to eventually purify them, but it was a long and arduous series of repetitive battles.
Sans the Skeleton, the comedian. He's very evasive.
Frisk, the human fueled by determination. I'm not sure how to deal with them.
Anyone from Gensokyo. To purify them, you need cards that function as attack patterns. I'm still not entirely sure what that means, but its preventing me from proceeding in that region.
The Devourer, "my end". An eldritch creature that seemed to have an obsession with me for a time. I never successfully purified it, perhaps you'll have better luck.
The Flower Man. Not a difficult encounter, just annoying.
Zacharie. He doesn't stay purified. He also has posted more than once on my blog, answering questions. I never gave him my information, I do not know how he managed it. Watch your back, me.
The inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom. Their 1-Up Mushrooms make purifying them more difficult, but not impossible.
If you run low on jokers, visit the zone known as "Balatro", you will be able to find 150. I am still trying to find 'the Inventory', which supposedly has more that were discarded from decks. If I find my way there, I am set for the rest of my mission, but I do not know where the zone's entrance is.
I wish you the best of luck on your sacred mission.
Hm. I was not aware Zacharie needed to be purified. He never seemed a threat to me. I will trust your judgement, as you are no doubt a more experienced variant of myself.
It's possible that reality itself doesn't want Zacharie purified. It may simply not be worth the effort.
I'm also convinced that there's only one Zacharie between all of the universes.
Have you decided on a zone?
I will purify the dark worlds. I've heard that there are "fountains" in each one that can be sealed to banish the dark world for good. I will attempt to seal these fountains.
Introduction
I am the Batter. I am on a holy mission to purify this world of the wicked spirits inhabiting it. Ask me anything you wish.
I, too, am the Batter.
I have been told that you have become complacent with your mission after purifying the zones and the room.
There's more to do. From what I have gathered, there are infinite Batters for the infinite worlds. Each has the same mission, and yours isn't over.
There are more zones beyond the three and the room. This is a wake-up call.
It is time for you to pick up your bat again.
Sincerely, the Batter.
Thank you for the information. I will resume my mission at once.
Good. As long as you start purifying again, it doesn't matter which further zone you start in.
The nothingness will continue to be a useful tool in navigating to further zones. Make sure to listen and acknowledge to the voices that guide you as well, but exercise judgement if what they say doesn't align with your mission.
Voices can be purified.
Are there any specific further zones you recommend I begin with?
Enter the nothingness and look beyond what you could previously see. All of it needs purified, and it doesn't especially matter where you start.
What catches your eye?
There are several new zones and worlds. One has an imbalance of light and dark brought upon by a wicked knight, one is a horrible cybernetic circus world, and there is another world where aliens have taken over the world, enslaving the human race to do their bidding.
The first of those three sounds to me like the "dark world". Considering the inhabitants of dark worlds are objects given form, they are not difficult to purify.
The latter two, I have no frame of reference for, but use your own judgement, or let the voices lend their suggestions.
There are several powerful entities that I feel the need to warn you about, however.
Siffrin, a wizard with an eyepatch who can loop back in time. I was able to eventually purify them, but it was a long and arduous series of repetitive battles.
Sans the Skeleton, the comedian. He's very evasive.
Frisk, the human fueled by determination. I'm not sure how to deal with them.
Anyone from Gensokyo. To purify them, you need cards that function as attack patterns. I'm still not entirely sure what that means, but its preventing me from proceeding in that region.
The Devourer, "my end". An eldritch creature that seemed to have an obsession with me for a time. I never successfully purified it, perhaps you'll have better luck.
The Flower Man. Not a difficult encounter, just annoying.
Zacharie. He doesn't stay purified. He also has posted more than once on my blog, answering questions. I never gave him my information, I do not know how he managed it. Watch your back, me.
The inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom. Their 1-Up Mushrooms make purifying them more difficult, but not impossible.
If you run low on jokers, visit the zone known as "Balatro", you will be able to find 150. I am still trying to find 'the Inventory', which supposedly has more that were discarded from decks. If I find my way there, I am set for the rest of my mission, but I do not know where the zone's entrance is.
I wish you the best of luck on your sacred mission.
Hm. I was not aware Zacharie needed to be purified. He never seemed a threat to me. I will trust your judgement, as you are no doubt a more experienced variant of myself.
What do you think of the player?
They guided me on my mission, the whole way through. When a choice had to be made between purification and the Judge, they made the right decision. They fulfilled their role.
Introduction
I am the Batter. I am on a holy mission to purify this world of the wicked spirits inhabiting it. Ask me anything you wish.
I, too, am the Batter.
I have been told that you have become complacent with your mission after purifying the zones and the room.
There's more to do. From what I have gathered, there are infinite Batters for the infinite worlds. Each has the same mission, and yours isn't over.
There are more zones beyond the three and the room. This is a wake-up call.
It is time for you to pick up your bat again.
Sincerely, the Batter.
Thank you for the information. I will resume my mission at once.
Good. As long as you start purifying again, it doesn't matter which further zone you start in.
The nothingness will continue to be a useful tool in navigating to further zones. Make sure to listen and acknowledge to the voices that guide you as well, but exercise judgement if what they say doesn't align with your mission.
Voices can be purified.
Are there any specific further zones you recommend I begin with?
Enter the nothingness and look beyond what you could previously see. All of it needs purified, and it doesn't especially matter where you start.
What catches your eye?
There are several new zones and worlds. One has an imbalance of light and dark brought upon by a wicked knight, one is a horrible cybernetic circus world, and there is another world where aliens have taken over the world, enslaving the human race to do their bidding.
Introduction
I am the Batter. I am on a holy mission to purify this world of the wicked spirits inhabiting it. Ask me anything you wish.
I, too, am the Batter.
I have been told that you have become complacent with your mission after purifying the zones and the room.
There's more to do. From what I have gathered, there are infinite Batters for the infinite worlds. Each has the same mission, and yours isn't over.
There are more zones beyond the three and the room. This is a wake-up call.
It is time for you to pick up your bat again.
Sincerely, the Batter.
Thank you for the information. I will resume my mission at once.
Good. As long as you start purifying again, it doesn't matter which further zone you start in.
The nothingness will continue to be a useful tool in navigating to further zones. Make sure to listen and acknowledge to the voices that guide you as well, but exercise judgement if what they say doesn't align with your mission.
Voices can be purified.
Are there any specific further zones you recommend I begin with?

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Introduction
I am the Batter. I am on a holy mission to purify this world of the wicked spirits inhabiting it. Ask me anything you wish.
I, too, am the Batter.
I have been told that you have become complacent with your mission after purifying the zones and the room.
There's more to do. From what I have gathered, there are infinite Batters for the infinite worlds. Each has the same mission, and yours isn't over.
There are more zones beyond the three and the room. This is a wake-up call.
It is time for you to pick up your bat again.
Sincerely, the Batter.
Thank you for the information. I will resume my mission at once.
Are you adverse to hugs?
If not would you give out ones...?
Zacharie tried to hug me once. He needed a new mask after that.