Incorrect Red Velvet!

Joy: Updog.

Yeri: [dabs]

Seulgi: I used to think melancholy was a vegetable.

Seulgi: She looks so peaceful...

Wendy, blushing: No, why?

Wendy: Oh. Well, that’s not necessary...

Waiter: What'll it be?

Seulgi: I'll have the apple!

Joy: You left me in a walmart parking lot like three weeks ago.

Wendy: Well, yeah...

Joy: I'm incredibly arachnophobic

Wendy: I think you mean angel?

Seulgi: *inhale*... I did it. I broke it-

Irene: No, no you didn't. Yeri?

Yeri: Don't look at me! Look at Wendy!

Wendy: What?! I didn't break it! 

Yeri: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 

Wendy: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Yeri: Suspicious.

Wendy: No it's not! 

Wendy: *sighs*... Well, if it matters ... probably not. Joy was the last one to use it.

Joy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Wendy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Joy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Wendy!

Seulgi: Okay, let's not fight ... I broke it. Let me pay for it, Unnie. 

Irene: NO! Who broke it?

Yeri: ... *whispers* Unnie, Haetnim's been awfully quiet this whole time-

Joy: REALLY?!

Haetnim: WOOF?! 

(sounds of yelling and barking ensues)

(camera pans to Irene)

Seulgi: It's Wendy's turn.

Wendy: Fuck shit up out there but don't die.

Irene: I just got home, where are you guys?

Yeri: The hospital.

Irene: Why? What happened?!

Yeri: Seulgi swallowed a watermelon seed.

Irene: So? It’s not like it’s gonna grow a watermelon in her stomach.

Yeri: