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Lili: "Sasha, weren't we supposed to be done with basic braining yesterday?"
Sasha, attempting to comfort a crying Oleander: "Lili, I am just one man. I cannot be expected to take care of emotional children, AND all you campers."
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Sasha: Don’t be silly, Razputin.
Raz: But being silly is what I do best!
Raz: “Well danger is my middle name!”
Milla: “That’s a lie. Your middle name is cutie-pie!”
Raz: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Lili: Raz, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
Sasha: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Raz: What if it bites me and it dies?
Lili: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read.
Dogen: What if it bites itself and I die?
Chloe: That’s voodoo.
Maloof: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Sasha: That’s correlation, not causation.
Kitty: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Nils: That’s kinky.
Elka: Oh my god.
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Cruller: I will put my “A” down to make “A.”
Raz: I will add to your “A” to make “AT.”
Milla: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT.”
Sasha: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC.”
Oleander: [flips the board]
Milla: I brought you frankincense.
Cruller: Thank you.
Oleander: And I brought you myyrh.
Cruller: Thank y-
Oleander, betraying Whispering Rock: Myyrh-DER!
Cruller, gasping: Ah! Morry, no-!
Kitty: The only Straight I am is a straight up bitch
Sasha: Stay out of trouble.
Raz: Not my strong suit.
Loboto: I’ve seen your secret weapon.
Raz: Is it me? Am I the secret weapon? I’d be a great secret weapon!
Loboto: Actually, I was talking about the very big stick in the weapons box, but you’re almost as scary.
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The Butcher: Anybody under 5'7 can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
Raz: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
[skipping stones on a lake]
Lili: It's such a beautiful evening
Raz, mumbling: take that you fucking lake
Lili: I have high standards.
Raz: Hi.
Lili: Oh no, he's meeting all of my standards!
Sasha: Gentle reminder to not eat too much candy before bed.
Raz: No.
Sasha: This was a gentle reminder yet your words of defiance fill me with ungodly rage.
Sasha: I told you, I’m fine. Why the hell do you keep asking?
Milla: You had 10 cups of coffee in two minutes.
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Lili: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Raz: Wow. They sound stupid.
Lili: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Raz: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Lili: I guess you’re right. Hey Raz, I love you.
Raz: See! Just say that!
Lili: Holy fucking shit.
Raz: If that flies over their head then, sorry Lili, but they’re too dumb for you.
Lili: Raz.
Sasha: My job here is done.
Raz: But you didn’t do anything!