Totally Correct My Little Pony

I'm a nerd? We'll, that's FINE! 'Cause nerds use their brains. I set goals for myself, and then, through education and hard work, I figure out ways to achieve them!

One time I was sucked into the mirror but yeah.

I am truly a giggler. A laugher. A chuckler. Just somewhere in the background snickering.

Life isn't always fair. Sometimes the world can be cruel, and that's why you have to learn to be cruel yourself.

My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off.

I may be sensitive but everypony else could be a little kinder too.

Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works.

I want to cry, but I have things to do.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, I completely understand because I can’t either.

If it weren't for my total commitment to world peace, I'd kick your sorry little...

“Pitiful children are the most powerful, don’t you think?”