Totalimmortal-0

excuse me ma'am but I met your "evil alter" last night and I regret to inform you she's just a tsundere with moral ocd. no, it's ok, I can still call her evil if that's what she's into. yeah, I don't mind acting kinda scared of her during sex. I just wanted to let you know she's chill. yeah, and her paws are cute I thought so too.

telling starving tgirls who complain about no hrt gains to "eat like a teenager" is slightly incorrect; in a sense, she already is eating exactly like a teenage girl. tell her to eat like a healthy teenager

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

@dogpuppy

Why is this happening

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

trash collection and wastewater treatment are foundational to society in ways you cannot possibly understand until you have worked in them. If we don't do this, it will take about two months for all our water to be undrinkable, and most of our public spaces to just give you tetnaus. If you don't pay us enough, we can go and strike and cause all that at any time. You wanna underpay me because I don't need a degree to do this job? Try me, and then get back to me when you and everyone you know has cholera.

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

to be so honest the fact that the guy running all those rape bot accounts is a trans man doesn't surprise me at all

like i am familiar with that specific type of trans man who is insecure in his masculinity and overcompensates by becoming the edgiest guy on earth

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british