Indecisive Extraterrestrial

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

Is anyone truly over it?

They shouldn’t be

rizzo fucking killed him

The police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they get into chases by foot

#did Jake Peralta say this [x]

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

i find it ironic that there are so many musicals about the poor and destitute, yet usually the only people who can afford to watch them are those who could never understand the sentiment

There is a PHD thesis in this comment

Lindsay Ellis (I cite to her a lot for this kind of thing) points this out in her video on the many, many failures of RENT. It’s the section here, titled “We Have Been Left Behind by the System: The Musical.”

But these plays and musicals were made to actually show the rich people the hardship of the poor people

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

poping mechanisms

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy

the baby

raw power fills every square inch of this image

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

this is amazing thank you