This girl loves football

There are no words for how much I hate Arturo

when Denver beat the shit out of Arturo reblog if you agree

confused about my sexuality cause jk rowling hasn’t told me what it is yet

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

To be fair, this is how I feel about my birthday too

dog in a bog

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*