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I never thought it'd be so difficult to retrieve a laptop from a small number of waterbirds.
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dolorificphalerate replied to your post:dolorificphalerate replied to your...
okay well i was trying to be tactful but. i was BALLS FUCKING DEEP IN FALK’S CHOICE ASS. like, most of today. and yesterday. and the day before that. ask falk, he’ll attest (even if it’s only by stammering, i guess.)
you know. i’m just being BRUTALLY HONEST HERE!
also who said it was beki anyway. i mean, i can’t defend her, i wasn’t balls deep in her. uh. anyway.
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well that’s my alibi. anyway i wouldn’t settle for such a small stunt, jeez, i’m offended. maple syrup is CHILD’S PLAY. no offense to the culprit.
You wanna know what's NOT child's play? Having to fuckING CLIMB INTO A DRUM OF IT TALLER THAN YOU ARE TO FISH OUT YOUR FUCKING SHOE, ONLY TO FIND OUT IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAY BECAUSE WOW, GUESS WHAT? SYRUP RUINS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.
dolorificphalerate replied to your post:Stop.
honesty is the best policy.
Incorrect.
Stop.
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You know what I don't even need fucking shoes I don't need to walk I don't need to touch the ground ever again.
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alright jeez.
maybe when you find out who’s doing it, flood their house with something. you know. for revengesies.
maybe juice. juice will work.
Except you seem to be forgetting that IF you weren't involved (which, by the way, I'm still calling bullshit on to be COMPLETELY brutally honest), then there's at LEAST a 50% chance that I'd be flooding my OWN house with juice as a result.
dolorificphalerate replied to your post:dolorificphalerate replied to your post:OH MY...
haha what no. i’ve been occupied. i’m just laughing because something’s happened and i want to know what, so i know how hard to laugh.
so what happened? eheh.
Mhm, yep, that sure sounds like an enticing idea. I'd LOVE to tell you ALL about it over tea and biscuits and fucking tiny-ass little cupcakes.
dolorificphalerate replied to your post:OH MY GOD.
haaaaaaaaahahahahahaha what’s happening now, prisspants.
I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE THIS AS AN ADMISSION OF GUILT, WHEN DOES DROWNING SUIT YOU?
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OH MY GOD.
I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT BEING MORE EXPLICITLY CLEAR EXCEPT THAT I AM NOT AND THAT WAS A FAKE APOLOGY.
Alright.
I guess it has to be MY fault for not being more clear, so let me fix this obviously horribly tragic wrongdoing.
Not only do I not want SYRUP in my shoes, but I don't want ANYTHING in them. ANYTHING IN MY SHOES EVER. LEAVE MY FUCKING SHOES ALONE. STOP PUTTING SHIT IN MY SHOES. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
shitshitshitshitshitshIT THEY GOT IN FUCK NO BYE FUCK GHGH
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Don'T YOU FUCKING DARE I WILL FUCKING END YOUR ENTIRE LIFE STOP RIGHT NOW.
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DON'T YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING PILE OF CAT VOMIT.
