re ggsy

satan: oh uhhh they're in the burner i think

me: the b-what?

satan: i think we put the nuggets in the burner?

me: what's the burner

satan: dude i literally told u abt this

me: what the fuck is a burner

satan: i think it's pretty self-explanatory

me: yeah okay but whe-wh-why? do we need???? a burner????????

satan: the freezer was old and leaking so I changed it i think it's pretty fucking fair to get a replacement since your lazy ass has been promising to fix it for the last 3 months and a half

me: dude what the fuck

satan: what

me: do u even know what a freezer fucking does

satan: uh huh, what are you trying to say here

me: it- it PRESERVES THE FUCKING FOOD, does the burner do that???

satan: no??? obviously?

me: DUDE

satan: stop overreacting

me: how long have we had this thing

satan: like a week

me: oh my god that's like 45 bucks worth of stuff you've chucked in the,,.. the

satan: the burner

me: right well the burner destroyed my fucking food

satan: well it's not like it's GONE, Antoine

Lavoisier's law of conservation of m-

me: dude just because you don't need to eat doesn't mean you get to fuck me over

satan: how did I fuck you over?????

me: oh my god

satan: ?

me: fucking why man???????????

satan: oh fuck you you know damn well what they did to me in the ninth layer

me: oh the ninth layer that was uhhhh, that was

satan: tr-

me: treachery right

satan: yeah