ew

I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself

me at 5:26 pm on a tuesday

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

this is literally the 92 bulls

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

it’s called a fade away jumper

they called him a psycho killer for this

#ratatouille

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein