*Tosses an entire hock of ham at Batter's head* happiest days of birth, bâtard (affectionate)
𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝚀𝚄𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝚂𝚄𝙲𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽, with little hesitation and fluid in movement tears free the true face of the Batter. snapped upon jaws, held between thousands of teeth in that maw was the hock of ham. paused only for a breath of a moment, perhaps in concentration or thought, fore jaws do move once more to fling it unto the air above. the meat spins o'erhead if only to be swallowed whole by the beast with little more hesitation. an egregious sound of bones and flesh snapping and reforming fills the air as his size shrinks, and he recedes to the fickle facade he appeared as before. the only remnants of the gift being the slings of meat and drool that he wipes haphazardly from his lips with the back of his clothed wrist. the gaze remains fixed, harsh, steady and unchanging. the flick of some inhuman tongue across sharpened canines that point freely from the corners of his maw. a low, monotone voice comes to break the uneasy silence.
‘ 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜. ’











