To PUN or not to PUN ?

I tried asking my dentist out but she brushed me off. Don’t worry her floss..

You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren’t raisin them right..

Just keeping up with currant events

What do you get when actors smoke weed? Mellow-drama.

A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!

I couldn’t find my favorite tv show. I guess it was Lost.

I’ve seen stranger things.......... 

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

quality marine philosophy discourse

so.........dolphins CAN be evil.........on PORPOISE?

Bwahahaha

a good artist knows where to draw the line

....straight to the point