this demon dicks that angel down

nah just fell in love ill be back when im reasonable again

no lol. weather got warm and im an extrovert

its an inevitable regression into old stereotypes and a need to recast aziraphale to fit a sexual fantasy. aziraphale is a fussy angel who doesnt lift more than his teacup because thats what he likes being and has zero desire to change. crowley is his knight riding in to save him and move his bookshelves or stop fucking time and if he flexes his arms while doing it to get aziraphale hot and bothered thats between them.

hell yeah fire that rainbow cannon

not that hes complaining about watching aziraphale pant and squirm through it.

in what world would aziraphale ever pass up a chance to just lay the fuck down and be lavished by crowley.

which is such a homophobic element of projection lmao. this notion that these two preferring a sexual position is somehow stereotypical like stop assuming bottoming = degradation

sucks for you

it is my calling to cause as much annoyance as possible

anon dont feel too bad, its like when a horde of locust finally move on from your field yeah it sucks theyre off to another field but at least theyre outta yours