stranger danger

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

Bringing this back from 2012. This is the one that set up a lot of the ideas and questions I’m still working on solving due to my style ADD and lack of focus

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

i’m wearing new underwear and i feel like a new man

makeup is literally supposed to be fun (for everyone). it’s perfectly okay if you don’t have perfectly even eyeliner or you can’t contour or your lipstick clashes w your hair. wear that shit out. you look great. it’s all about you.

when these dudes get to the middle they’re gonna be like oh shit lol