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DO FISH CRY?

Welcome to "Fish Don't Do That" , it's a series of drawings of fish and weird thoughts that have collected in my notes pad for months. Enjoy the series!

My wife is walking towards me across the dancefloor, and as she passes, the hollow dancers wither, their ribcages folding in upon themselves, bowing in deflation.

Allegra’s face is cut with blood-black lines, etched squares and streets.

Her face is a jigsaw. Her face is a map.

Follow The Leader (Ant Spiral)

block printed denim, cotton batting, thread, and gifted fabric backing

It’s massive. Entering it feels like driving into an airport except the airport has a water slide sticking out of its side and a Ferris wheel protruding from the roof. The vast majority of stores were closed. I visited with the business boyfriend and he exhibited increasing panic as we progressed through the mall. Why aren’t they open? This is peak shopping time. Look, no one is carrying bags. Very little of this is revenue generating. It’s a five billion dollar public park.

The sound of the American Dream Mall is a gaggle of children on a rotating coaster car screaming above your head while the sound system plays Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em. We had to repeatedly dodge people driving around on motorized pandas.

The thing I found interesting was the interior design. We both agreed it was fairly well done. Why is it so shroomy? I liked the mirrored bull and the haunting empty hall culminating in an Angry Bird elevated above the shoppers like a god. I saw the longest couch I’ve seen in my life which was cool.

- They had to shut down the mall for a couple days because a hanging helicopter decoration fell into the pool and injured somebody

- It contains the only physical location for Mr. Beast Burger

- It's extremely easy to get into the back rooms because a good chunk of the third floor just has no stores. Prime spot for taking creepy photos

- There was supposed to be a fourth floor but it's either not done or has been abandoned, resulting in this amazing staircase/escalator to nowhere

Spooky valentine stickers from 1966 PNGs.