Smart Ass.

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I've decided that from henceforth, I will be absolutely unhinged and feral. I've had enough of masking and conforming, babey! From here on out it's gonna be all the chirps and yelps and grunts I normally surpress. Its gonna be flower crowns and flannels and spats. Tea always and Legs the Frog on my person at all times. I will sew buttons onto clothing where they don't belong. Nails are gonna be black at all times because who cares?? Not me! I see a cool rock? Its going in my pocket and its gonna be snuck into my friend's pocket later. Let's make some b r e a d, motherfuckers. Flappy hands and knocky knuckles? Get ready y'all because thats gonna be a new default. I'm no longer going to bother with nice eyeliner. That crooked, way-too-thick shit I put on for plays is gonna be the new normal. I will finally wear checker shirts, polkadot skirts, and frog socks.

when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers