i need a new url

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

harry, out in the forbidden forest: if voldemort isn’t here in 15 minutes i’m legally allowed to leave

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

Goblin Market

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

The typa headass shit I wanna be on

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

me @ my last brain cell

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

took it personally because I never would’ve done it to you

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs