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scientist discovers a little animal awww

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

Come with me we’re going laughing

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

probably not, I mean ,, who would want anything from me ...

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.