We Laugh Into Each Others' Eyes

BE CRINGE

DIE WITH DIGNITY

KILL ANYONE WHO HARMS YOU

LOVE NATURE

NEVER APOLOGISE FOR BEING YOURSELF

FUCK NASTY

SOUP

LOVE UNAPOLOGETICALLY

upon hearing an old rancher

(I’ve never met before)

in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat

while on a horse, grimly saying

“it fucken wimdy” in a thick 

west Texas accent as

he looks down upon his cows-

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…

lifeguard at local pool (NOT the beach)

guy who pulls the safety handle bar down for you on carnival rides

cashier at supermarket who's the same age as you