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Grimmauld Place after an unsafe full moon, Spring 1996

Because behind a healed scar, there’s a person tending the wound. But for the longest, he suffered on his own.

Ref by Yves de Brabander

#❝ he looks like one good hex would finish him off ❞ — face {remus lupin}#❝ filling the void ❞ — art #muse {remus lupin}#blood //

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alderaanihope:

SLOWLY SHAKING HER HEAD, the look she gives him is somewhere between amusement and skepticism. “You sound awfully sure about that — I mean, of COURSE you’ll be a great uncle, there’s no doubt about that. I’m I’m not sure I’ll be a very good mother,” she admitted, looking away. “I’ve never wanted kids, I don’t know anything about them…” Trailing off, she slowly shakes her head. “I guess I have a lot to learn.”

As she looks up at her brother once more, she can’t help but look mildly AMUSED once more as she sees his grin. “A little over two months,” she responds to his question. “And no, I can’t feel anything. Well, except eternal nausea,” she admits with a little laugh. “But I get the feeling that’s not what you meant.”

“Oh, c’mon,” Luke bridged the gap between them to give her a playful nudge, the smile on his face now a little wonky, “My gut feeling’s pretty reliable, and it’s saying you’ll do just fine.”

There was a moment’s hesitation in which he rubbed at the nape of his neck. “If there’s anything I’ve learnt through my training, y’know, it’s that knowing you have a lot to learn is a great first step.” He smiled proudly, pretty pleased at his makeshift analogy. Sure, it wasn’t quite up to Obi-Wan’s level of profoundly phrased wisdom, but he wasn’t a master yet, after all.

#alderaanihope #❝ the force binds everything together ❞ — threads {luke skywalker}#muse {luke skywalker}#source {star wars}

foolish--mortal-deactivated2018

“Where are you? Come out! Come out! Come on out!”

“I’m coming to get you!”

“[Name], no weapons on the table!”

“Can I shoot an arrow?”

“Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Please, can I?”

“Not with that!”

“I missed it.”

“Come on, you!”

“It’s the one thing we search for, or fight to change.”

“They get away with murder.”

“I can never get away from anything!”

“I’ve got duties, responsibilities, expectations.”

“This is all for naught.”

“I heard that!”

“A day when anything can happen.”

“I’m starving!”

“From nowhere, the biggest bear you’ve ever seen!”

“I drew my sword, and…”

“Down the monster’s throat it went.”

“Aww, that’s my favorite part!”

“It’s just my bow.”

“A princess should not have weaponry in my opinion.”

“Let [pronoun] be!”

“Learning to fight is essential.”

“You’ll never guess what I did today!”

“What did you do, dear?”

“Hungry, aren’t we?”

“So what?”

“This is what you’ve been preparing for your whole life.”

“I won’t go through with it! You can’t force me!”

“That’s a nice story.”

“Legends are lessons, they ring with truths!”

“I would advise you to make your peace with this.”

“It’s marriage, it’s not the end of the world.”

“You’re muttering.”

“I don’t mutter.”

“I blame you. Stubbornness is entirely from your side of the family.”

“I don’t know what to do.”

“That’s my queen!”

“Would that kill them?”

“But are you willing to pay the price your freedom will cost?”

“You look absolutely beautiful.”

“What? I heard that! Aye! Say it to my face! Or are you a scared sniffling jackanape? Afraid to muss your pretty hair?”

“Don’t you dare loose another arrow!”

“I forbid it!”

“I’ve just about had enough of you!”

“You just embarrassed them! You embarrassed me!”

“I followed the rules!

“You don’t know what you’ve done!“

“I’d rather die than be like you!”

“I’m not a witch!”

“If you’re not going to buy anything, get out!”

“And how are you going to pay for that?”

“Uh…good morning.”

“They’re poisonous.“

“Where did you get this water? It has worms!”

“How do you know you don’t like it if you won’t try it?”

“There’s no one to blame but me.”

“A grand idea!”

“Do you feel the same way?”

“Just like your mom, you devil.”

“Let’s crack open the king’s private reserves to celebrate!“

“It almost had you. Are you hurt?”

“This is all my fault.”

“You’ve always been there for me. You’ve never given up on me.”

“You just have to be brave enough to see it.”

#❝ specifying a muse is the world’s most powerful aphrodisiac ❞ — starters

smoqueen-kills-blog

#❝ in perfect working condition ❞ — aesthetic {rotom dex}#muse {rotom dex}

feralsuggestion

it starts small. you could wait your whole life for a flash-bang and it won’t come. you plant seeds and you wait for them to grow, and while they’re growing you plant more. plant in seasons, plant in shifts. some things sprout fast and wither soon, some take longer and yield more. the biggest trees have been there for years and years, but they all started somewhere, and i’m saying they started here. they started small.

#❝ at the end of the day that's all you got: the joy you found and the joy you brought to other people ❞ — words {merle highchurch}#muse {merle highchurch}

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Lara, please. (x)

#❝ i’m just the cook ❞ — face {jonah maiava}#muse {jonah maiava}#gif //

ltbroccoli:

Reg leaned a little closer, nothing but concern in his voice. “…are you sure? If I ever told you that, you’d, uh… you’d insist I keep talking.”

But he didn’t want to press unnecessarily, so he reluctantly settled back. “Ice cream really does solve a lot of problems. Or there’s this cake Guinan has sometimes…”

“True.” Deanna conceded, still smiling. “Although it is my job to do so.” The slight reversal of roles—of someone wanting to make sure she was alright—felt strange, unfamiliar, but not at all unpleasant.

She nodded slowly, savouring another spoonful of the delicious ice cream. “Mh-hm, I wouldn’t be surprised if Guinan had her own way of overriding the synthesizer’s restrictions.”

#ltbroccoli #❝ you are safe here ❞ — threads {deanna troi}#muse {deanna troi}#source {star trek}

☆ TAG DROP #7!

my hand slipped... so i have a few new children. ahem.

#❝ whoops i dropped my magnum tags for my magnum blog ❞ — tag drop #❝ state of the art ❞ — face {rotom dex}#❝ in perfect working condition ❞ — aesthetic {rotom dex}#❝ there’s no way… that i could be wrong! ❞ — words {rotom dex}#❝ would you help me gather some more data? ❞ — asks {rotom dex}#❝ loading the dex! ❞ — threads {rotom dex}#muse {rotom dex}#source {pokémon}#❝ a proud tradition of failure to uphold ❞ — face {james}#❝ to extend our reach to the stars above ❞ — aesthetic {james}#❝ and make it double! ❞ — words {james}#❝ sometimes all you have to do is ask ❞ — asks {james}#❝ with enemies like that… who needs friends? ❞ — threads {james}#muse {james}#❝ i have my bad days… but then i remember what a cute smile i have ❞ — face {chandler bing}#❝ hopeless and awkward and desperate for love ❞ — aesthetic {chandler bing}#❝ that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest ❞ — words {chandler bing}#❝ can i interest you in a sarcastic comment? ❞ — asks {chandler bing}#❝ i tend to keep talking until somebody stops me ❞ — threads {chandler bing}#muse {chandler bing}#source {friends}#❝ punk isn’t dead ❞ — face {chloe price}#❝ my attitude is what makes me special ❞ — aesthetic {chloe price}#❝ all i want to do is shut my eyes and tell the world to go to hell ❞ — words {chloe price}#❝ everybody lies… no exceptions ❞ — asks {chloe price}#❝ everybody cares until they don't ❞ — threads {chloe price}#muse {chloe price}#source {life is strange}#❝ i’m just the cook ❞ — face {jonah maiava}#❝ we can do good now ❞ — aesthetic {jonah maiava}

tentacledix

do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes

and pull their face close and whisper

“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.”

#❝ expressed in ever more dense jargon ❞ — words {richard levine}#muse {richard levine}

motherlytm-a

molly minerva people are dying weasley.

#❝ her mouth a stern line ❞ — face {minerva mcgonagall}#muse {minerva mcgonagall}#i've always loved this scene to bits

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wonders-of-the-cosmos

#❝ she will do whatever it takes to survive ❞ — aesthetic {phasma}#muse {phasma}#❝ captive on the carousel of time ❞ — queued

perrfectly

Being with the wrong person is lonelier than being on your own. Or it’s as lonely, in a different way

Mhairi McFarlane, You Had Me At Hello (via perrfectly)

#❝ please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection ❞ — words {bree van de kamp}#muse {bree van de kamp}#❝ when you know nothing matters… the universe is yours ❞ — words {beth smith}#muse {beth smith}#❝ captive on the carousel of time ❞ — queued

fatimamononoke

my pretty lights

#❝ more interested in saving people than looking like a hero ❞ — aesthetic {amilyn holdo}#muse {amilyn holdo}#❝ your guide and your conscience ❞ — aesthetic {deanna troi}#muse {deanna troi}#❝ captive on the carousel of time ❞ — queued

mallister

#❝ a true oddball ❞ — face {amilyn holdo}#muse {amilyn holdo}#❝ filling the void ❞ — art #i need ship tags #boy do i need ship tags #❝ captive on the carousel of time ❞ — queued

the-book-diaries

If you’ve been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you - you will know that there comes in the end a sort of quietness. You feel as if nothing was ever going to happen again.

C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (via the-book-diaries)

#❝ i also developed clinical depression! ❞ — words {quinn}#muse {quinn}#❝ captive on the carousel of time ❞ — queued

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y-o-u-t-h-s

#❝ out of excuses not to be who i am ❞ — aesthetic {beth smith}#❝ when you know nothing matters… the universe is yours ❞ — words {beth smith}#muse {beth smith}#❝ captive on the carousel of time ❞ — queued

sosoftpony

#❝ your guide and your conscience ❞ — aesthetic {deanna troi}#muse {deanna troi}#❝ captive on the carousel of time ❞ — queued #gif //

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