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Sirius: Somebody kiss me, it’s midnight! Somebody kiss me, it’s midnight! Somebody ki—

James: Alright. Alright. Alright.

James: *grabs Sirius’ face with both hands and kisses him intensely*

James: There.

Thrawn: You know I would do it for you. Because you are my best friend.

Eli:

Roman: I’m storming out!

Virgil This is your room.

Gardenia: Oh yeah I’ve come up with a bunch of ideas.

Roark: Really? Me too!

Candice: Me too!

Gardenia: Really?

Candice: If it’s a girl Candice and if it’s a boy Candean.

Roark: ......maybe.

Roark: But we’ve gotta have a back up. So Gardenia what were you thinking?

Gardenia: I was thinking if it’s a girl Sandrine. It’s Kalosian.

Roark: Huh that’s a really pretty name for industrial solvent.

Gardenia: Well fine what do you have.

Roark: Ok I know it’s a little out there but for a boy. Darwin.

Gardenia: Our child would be beaten to death in the schoolyard.

Candice: Yeah by Sandrine.

Roark: You’re just saying that because I said no to your name.

Gardenia: I’m really really not.

Candice: How about you each get 5 vetos?

Roark: That sounds fair.

Gardenia: I don’t think you’re gonna need it though.

Gardenia: If it’s a girl Rain.

Roark: Veto .

Gardenia: Why?

Roark: Rain really?

Roark: Ok what about for a boy Thatcher!

Gardenia: Roark why do you hate our child?

Roark: Fine you go.

Gardenia: James.

Roark: Huh.

Gardenia: But only if it’s a girl.

Roark: Oh veto.

Roark: Ooh what about Ruth?

Gardenia: I’m sorry are we having an 89 year old?

Gardenia: How about Dalton?

Roark: Veto. Stuart?

Gardenia: Veto. Sawyer?

Roark: Veto. Ellen?

Gardenia: Veto.

Louis: Legosi, we need more candy.

Legosi: But there’s only been like four kids.

Crowley : Whatever, okay. I'm not your mother.