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iâm using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets
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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
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I FOUND IT â
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I just wanna
⢠Get a regular sleeping plan ⢠Get into a gym routine ⢠Eat healthy again ⢠Achieve my targets with business ⢠Allow myself time to create ⢠Drink more water ⢠Wake up happy and stress free ⢠^^ even though life still has its problems ⢠Be a better friend ⢠Be more in touch with my intuition ⢠Be closer to God ⢠Meditate ⢠Love someone worth loving ⢠Receive love in the realist form ⢠Continue to Glo ⢠Educate myself constantly ⢠Travel ⢠Live and enjoy every moment

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PETA Is A Joke
Iâm sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:
And that isnât some âbest caseâ scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:
This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you canât see his legs or face? Thatâs not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.
So yeah, fuck PETA, buy woolâŚand while youâre at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.
After Shrek was sheared:
HES SMILING
I legitimately teared up at this

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âWould you go on vacation for $100,000?â
I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and canât contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.
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a high school teacherâs list of 100 wisest words (via live-la-bella-e-vita)
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Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
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