michael townsend

if you think my skincare routine is insane, you should see briggs trying on a Korean face mask - it was scarring

He also has some really cool cars,

Yes to all of those- dont tell his Fiancé, shes keeping him reasonable and "down to earth" but yes !

He also has some really cool cars,

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

I suppose I won’t enter your room for a…month? As an extra gift "( – ⤙ – )

How about we make it like two years let's say

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

I suppose I won’t enter your room for a…month? As an extra gift "( – ⤙ – )

How about we make it like two years let's say

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

happy birthday to one of my unofficial children @tooemotionalhere

... what were you going to do? or, better question, what are you still intending to do?

happy birthday to one of my unofficial children @tooemotionalhere

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

Good to know, I guess.

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

I was gonna question who ate your vowels…But! You’ll take me to a shooting range so whatever <3

Right?? I’m keeping The Cat in your room since you put the fancy lock on it.

I don’t know the password, I just ask @sloanetavish03 (*´∇｀*)

my sign to install a manual lock